[drhotpenis]

Let me make this absolutely clear.

This is purely for my own research, whatever you all get out of this is ultimately meaningless.

Feel grateful im willing to spend any of my precious time talking to you morons.

Subjects you may ask me about.

my unquestionable God hood

Why you are beneath me

Blade

DO NOT ASK ME

Why it is I'm gathering all this data.

anything that could be considered personal (I get enough of that from my therapist)

"constructive criticism"

What is in the flask

Dumb fucking questions. I don't know how to make this any clearer

Don't forget, as far as I'm concerned, you're all ants in my terrarium. Make yourself useful.

[drhotpenis]

you're in a good mood, is it because you like halloween or something?

Erm, I'm actually in a terrible rancid mood for your information.. so...

[drhotpenis]

@scoliosisrick 🤭

[drhotpenis]

Aaaah I've missed youuuu!

🍭 for you <3

Here, take this orange I peeled..

(I'm out of hot dogs)

[drhotpenis]

thank you for the hotdogs!! happy halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, is that so hard?

[drhotpenis]

leave out jack daniels man

Happy??????

[drhotpenis]

yeah suurre thanks for the hotdogs in the candy 😒

You're welcome

[drhotpenis]

DHP YOU'RE BACK, KISS ME

[drhotpenis]

Not even a thank you? it's been what- how many months now?? You can't seem to spare a crumb of gratitude? Jeez..

you know i don't have to leave out treats..

[drhotpenis]

Why are there hot dogs...? 🤨

you people stay being ungrateful, huh?

[drhotpenis]

[drhotpenis]

Yeah yeah we get it. You have a hard on for vampires. Join the club

That's not what I said..

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Naht even dactor smal peeny kares for mie. En hies saposed to kere for mie. Hie abueses mie. Eiy set in muy roem al dey stering at the wal en hie Wil sumtyms ckoem in en hiet mie weth a fraying pen end threten to koek mie. Eiy hevent eeten in daeys. I truy feed of skraps of leef outsyde bat eits hard wen dactor smal peeny toek awey al the treiies for mie to eet

[drhotpenis]

And I'll do it again, keep crying, you baby UUUHGG, please tell me people aren't actually feeling bad for this whiny loser..

[crimson-rick]

What is wrong with you.

[drhotpenis]

What do you mean, what's wrong with me? IM FINE ITS THIS GODAMN BUG

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Eiy dednt doo enytheng wy ar yu abueseng mie :'( ples em so hangry pls feeid mie

[drhotpenis]

I thought you became a god or some shit? Did I hallucinate that? Do you actually need me to take care of you- ok, what? Leaves? you said- FINE, HERE.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Mert taek muy powr awey wen hie beetraiy mie :'(

[drhotpenis]

..fuck I might have missed a few chapters- uh ok

I guess you're my grandson now? Right?

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Yaes. Skoly oses rek left mie en mert on yur dorstep but hie onli taek mert beck en eiy gat beetraiyed biy hem

[drhotpenis]

@scoliosisrick thanks alot

Well, alright, Isopod Morty.. if you're gonna be one of my grandchildren, we're gonna have to set some rules. You hear me?? No more of this brooding emo shit, got that? I'll give you leaves and whatever, just stop scribbling these deranged pictures of me "abusing you" jeez You can't be that starved for attention.

[scoliosisrick]

BROTHER YOU TOOK TOO LONG. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, STARVE MY FOLLOWERS OF MURT CONTENT>!?!?!???? THE ANONS WEEP FOR MORE MURT. YOU COULD HAVE HAD BOTH. BUT NOW I NEED TO GO BACK TO THE STATUS QUO AND SATISFY THE ANON MURT HUNGER.

[drhotpenis]

Brother, I think you have stockholm syndrome. Sounds to me like you came crawling back into whatever insidious energetic shackles Murt has on you. And then you leave me with the objectively worse Morty.. wow, real nice.

[scoliosisrick]

FUCK YOU YOU WANT MURT THEN TOO BITCH??? I'LL TEAR UP THE CONTRACT HE HAD ME SIGN RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! I DON'T HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME I HATE THIS KID!!!!!!!

[drhotpenis]

hmmmm.. idk Scoli, you think tearing up that contract would be a very smart idea? Where's your thinking cap, bud? Your little guy might not be so pleased with that.. don't you think?

[drhotpenis]

I watched Blade for the first time because of you and I too was disappointed in myself for not watching it sooner. It was amazing, thank you for opening my eyes <3

see, you're welcome.

I mean, let's be reasonable. What's not to love? There's blood, there's martial arts, leather cladded murder.. open your eyes, people.

[drhotpenis]

man, they got him talking about blade again

how are you just going to talk about me like I'm not here? I CAN SEE THIS YOU KNOW.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Naht even dactor smal peeny kares for mie. En hies saposed to kere for mie. Hie abueses mie. Eiy set in muy roem al dey stering at the wal en hie Wil sumtyms ckoem in en hiet mie weth a fraying pen end threten to koek mie. Eiy hevent eeten in daeys. I truy feed of skraps of leef outsyde bat eits hard wen dactor smal peeny toek awey al the treiies for mie to eet

[drhotpenis]

And I'll do it again, keep crying, you baby UUUHGG, please tell me people aren't actually feeling bad for this whiny loser..

[crimson-rick]

What is wrong with you.

[drhotpenis]

What do you mean, what's wrong with me? IM FINE ITS THIS GODAMN BUG

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Eiy dednt doo enytheng wy ar yu abueseng mie :'( ples em so hangry pls feeid mie

[drhotpenis]

I thought you became a god or some shit? Did I hallucinate that? Do you actually need me to take care of you- ok, what? Leaves? you said- FINE, HERE.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Mert taek muy powr awey wen hie beetraiy mie :'(

[drhotpenis]

..fuck I might have missed a few chapters- uh ok

I guess you're my grandson now? Right?

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Yaes. Skoly oses rek left mie en mert on yur dorstep but hie onli taek mert beck en eiy gat beetraiyed biy hem

[drhotpenis]

@scoliosisrick thanks alot

Well, alright, Isopod Morty.. if you're gonna be one of my grandchildren, we're gonna have to set some rules. You hear me?? No more of this brooding emo shit, got that? I'll give you leaves and whatever, just stop scribbling these deranged pictures of me "abusing you" jeez You can't be that starved for attention.

[scoliosisrick]

BROTHER YOU TOOK TOO LONG. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, STARVE MY FOLLOWERS OF MURT CONTENT>!?!?!???? THE ANONS WEEP FOR MORE MURT. YOU COULD HAVE HAD BOTH. BUT NOW I NEED TO GO BACK TO THE STATUS QUO AND SATISFY THE ANON MURT HUNGER.

[drhotpenis]

Brother, I think you have stockholm syndrome. Sounds to me like you came crawling back into whatever insidious energetic shackles Murt has on you. And then you leave me with the objectively worse Morty.. wow, real nice.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Naht even dactor smal peeny kares for mie. En hies saposed to kere for mie. Hie abueses mie. Eiy set in muy roem al dey stering at the wal en hie Wil sumtyms ckoem in en hiet mie weth a fraying pen end threten to koek mie. Eiy hevent eeten in daeys. I truy feed of skraps of leef outsyde bat eits hard wen dactor smal peeny toek awey al the treiies for mie to eet

[drhotpenis]

And I'll do it again, keep crying, you baby UUUHGG, please tell me people aren't actually feeling bad for this whiny loser..

[crimson-rick]

What is wrong with you.

[drhotpenis]

What do you mean, what's wrong with me? IM FINE ITS THIS GODAMN BUG

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Eiy dednt doo enytheng wy ar yu abueseng mie :'( ples em so hangry pls feeid mie

[drhotpenis]

I thought you became a god or some shit? Did I hallucinate that? Do you actually need me to take care of you- ok, what? Leaves? you said- FINE, HERE.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Mert taek muy powr awey wen hie beetraiy mie :'(

[drhotpenis]

..fuck I might have missed a few chapters- uh ok

I guess you're my grandson now? Right?

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Yaes. Skoly oses rek left mie en mert on yur dorstep but hie onli taek mert beck en eiy gat beetraiyed biy hem

[drhotpenis]

@scoliosisrick thanks alot

Well, alright, Isopod Morty.. if you're gonna be one of my grandchildren, we're gonna have to set some rules. You hear me?? No more of this brooding emo shit, got that? I'll give you leaves and whatever, just stop scribbling these deranged pictures of me "abusing you" jeez You can't be that starved for attention.

[eiesopodmortey-deactivated20241]

Nao mor muy kemikal romanse?! Naoooooooooooi!!!!!!!! Thes esnt fare!!!!!!!!

[drhotpenis]

I DONT WANNA HEAR IT, PAL.

Also, what the hell is this? Why is it such a disgusting mess in here? Any Morty who's living under my roof is gonna keep up with chores. No excuses. You can start by throwing away that pile of empty monster cans, God You live like this??

Get to it, and I might think about letting you listen to your "music"