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A Quick About Me:

Here's the basics: I'm your run of the mill 26 year old gremlin. (Yes, I'm ancient. Don't rub it in.) I go by Faye/Fairy; feel free to use whichever you're comfortable with. She/her pronouns are preferred.

I work nights and we're short staffed, so I keep super odd hours. Like there is no consistency on when I'm going to be online or awake. Sorry in advance if that ever causes any issues in replying to things in a timely manner. I get to things when I can. My inbox and dms are always open. I promise I don't bite.

The major things I post about are classic literature related, writing related, or just general goblinry.

I exist mainly to just vibe and chill, so don't worry about offending me. It's pretty hard to do.

#faye shut up #about me

amandayoungapologist101

Amanda young?? You mean THE Jigsaw apprentice??? You mean MY wife?? You mean THE ABSOLUTELY MOST GORGEOUS WOMEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD?? YOU MEAN THE WOMEN THAT WOULD KILL ME WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT?? YOU MEAN HER??? then yes I would love to talk about her.

#i will never shut up about my wife #Shawnee only ages like fine wine and I will die on that hill

booyahpurgatory

sysyphus got the housekeeping boulder to the top of the mountain for the first time in months and bravely refuses to think about what comes next

coffintrapped

it’s always those movies are so disgusting why do you like them and never how were the saw traps were the saw traps fun

#just bought tickets today #i physically can't shut up about this movie

icaruspendragon

first day at uni - won this bad boy. what should i name him?

popcorn sutton

brunt-f-c-a

Are you the worm christener now?

icaruspendragon

if y’all want me to be, i reckon i can be.

captmuldoon

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

envelopandkissme

this fucks

shutupcrime

Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’

1. Ken

- little cowboy hat

- doctor who

- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹

8.5 out of Ken

2. Ken

- less fun lil cowboy hat

- gets to be douche bro president Ken

- related to Chris evans maybe?

- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss

5 out of Ken

3. Ken

- back flipping Ken

- excellent dancer

- gives serious steal ur girl energy

- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)

- served some mad cunt

9 out of Ken

4. Ken

- possibly my favourite Ken

- always has Ken’s back

- very goofy dancer 💜

- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar

- recipient of the holy pimp coat

- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken

10 out of Ken

5. Ken

- THE Ken

- he’s kenough 🥲

- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses

- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen

- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…

-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)

thundergrace

inthetags

reblog and put in the tags a terrible explanation of ur current hyperfixation

#my childhood toys go on a journey of discovery

notabotiswearbabes

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

secondbeatsongs

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

kasumingo

on "today's twitter shenanigans"

cctinsleybaxter

people finding good songs for their ships have no idea how oppressed catch-22 fans are; do you realize how common flying is as a positive expression of joy and love in all music ever