Irene Belserion

100% Spriggan 12 Trash LARCADE X DIMARIA = LARIA NEINHART X IRENE = NEIRENE Gruvia Forever Irene on @spriggan-12 Irene on @neirene497

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IRENE BELSERION

REBLOG THIS IS YOU LOVE HER!! I MUST KNOW IF THERES ANYONE OUT THERE WHO LOVES HER AS MUCH AS I!!!!!!!!!

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Favorite position

Top

~Irene

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Bottom

~Neinhart

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Speaking of fashion disasters; Where did irene get her hat?

Excuse me but it was a gift from dear Neinhart himself and I make it look hot as hell, thank you very much.

~Irene

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I was talking about mother, I saw her commit suicide, and Acnologia step on her ~Erza

Here’s the real question. Was that actually me? Or was it a historia? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know. *evil chuckles as she slinks backwards into the shadows*

~Irene

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What are your feelings on the stars?

They wish they could shine as bright as me*puts on shades*

~Irene

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*expplosion in the background, Neinhart slides in front of Irene smashing an electric guitar* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screamo*

~Neinhart

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*juliet and Heine come out on either side of Irene on one knee with shades and flamethrowers*

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*the four heraldry knights appear behind them playing heavy metal music*

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Why the rose boobs?

is it not obvious!?

~Neinhart

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No

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*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

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He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart

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How many are from Wahl or Serena?

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1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

~Neinhart

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One was trying to make you keep wearing that tacky fashion horror because Invel bet him you wouldn’t wear it for another month, the other was exploiting your vanity to sell you food

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WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

~Neinhart

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Humble huh?

~Irene

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Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

~Neinhart

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(She doesn’t and neither does anybody else)

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I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

~Irene

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I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

~Neinhart

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So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

~Irene

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You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

~Neinhart

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Which one should we bless with our presence today?

~Irene

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The capture of erza

LADY IRENE LADY IRENE! I HAVE FULFILLED MY MISSION

~Neinhart

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Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

~Irene

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It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

~Neinhart

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Well… Where is she?

~Irene

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In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

*the two enchanted beings drag in flare corona*

BEHOLD. THE ONE AND ONLY ERZA SCARLET

~Neinhart

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FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

~ Flare Corona

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SILENCE ERZA

~Neinhart

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*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

-Irene

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Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

~Neinhart

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*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

~Irene

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* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

~Neinhart

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*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

~Irene

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LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

~Neinhart

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*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

~Irene

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WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

~Neinhart

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…

~Irene

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*blush* ..fine…

~Irene

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*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

~neinhart

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I'm talking about Neinhart, who said he'd make me relive pain.WHAT PAIN????

IF IRENE WHERE TO DIE MY HEART WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT. I CANT BE LEFT ALONE WITH THOSE FOOLISH GUARDS OF SPRIGGAN

~Neinhart

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Why would you be a Historia if a Historia is someone dead. Are you dead?~Erza

That is for me to know and for you to never figure out.

~Irene

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I fucking love how Neinhart loves Irene.

SHE IS MY QUEEN!!!

~Neinhart

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Fucking... DUH!!! Acnologia is a nuisance TO US ALL!!~Natsu

He will perish by the hands of Neirene.

~Irene

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So, are you a clone of my mother? ~Erza

I do not have to answer to the likes of an insect such as yourself.

~Irene

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Briefing of Henchmen

Alright everyone, take your seats. We have a big task ahead of us and- JULIET WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP PULLING ON MY HAT!!!

~Irene

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fine… *stomps over to seat and sits down aggrivated*

~Juliet

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*heine, the four heraldry Knights and neinhart take their seats*

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Alright now that you’re all finally here we can start. I’m sure you all are well aware of the fact that Acnologia has been nothing but a nuisance and complete inconvenience to all of us. We must get our revenge on him for all he has done.

~Irene

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LETS KILL EM

~four heraldry Knights

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Whatever

~Heine

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*wakes up from a nap* WHATS GOIN ON HERE

~Juliet

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*muttering to himself* My god she looks amazing when she is plotting a murder

~Neinhart

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Uuuum did you say somthin boss???

~ dufis of the four Knights

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WHAT!?NOTHING!

~Neinhart

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*enchants the chain holding the chandelier up above the table to break sending the chandelier crashing to the table* *stands up sending chair flying backwards, slams hands on table* COULD YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!

~Irene

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WEEEE *being flung back

~Juliet

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Whatever

~heine

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You have both my attention and my heart my lady

~Neinhart

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Man he has it bad for the enchantress

~mowron of the four Knights

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Bigtime

~Stupit of the four Knights

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*under breath* Oh my god… *rubs head due to henchmen induced migrane* Okay… Juliet, Heine, I need you and the Four Heraldry Idiots to go and seek out Acnologia’s current whereabouts. I will contact you in two days expecting an exact location. If you do not complete this task within that time and fail to provide me with the information needed, I believe you know exactly… what will be done. Neinhart I expect you to locate every guard and obstacle that could possibly get in our way and slow us down. Do not. Disappoint me.

~Irene

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SIR YES SIR *the knights March out*

~ four heraldry knight

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*juliet and heine rush to carry out her plan*

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As you wish…. *eyes turn black* m'lady hehehehehehe

~Neinhart

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CLICK HERE FOR PART 1

Oh so that’s where Natsu went..

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The capture of erza

LADY IRENE LADY IRENE! I HAVE FULFILLED MY MISSION

~Neinhart

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Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

~Irene

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It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

~Neinhart

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Well… Where is she?

~Irene

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In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

*the two enchanted beings drag in flare corona*

BEHOLD. THE ONE AND ONLY ERZA SCARLET

~Neinhart

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FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

~ Flare Corona

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SILENCE ERZA

~Neinhart

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*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

-Irene

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Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

~Neinhart

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*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

~Irene

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* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

~Neinhart

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*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

~Irene

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LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

~Neinhart

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*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

~Irene

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WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

~Neinhart

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…

~Irene

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*blush* ..fine…

~Irene

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*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

~neinhart

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Why the rose boobs?

is it not obvious!?

~Neinhart

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No

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*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

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He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart

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How many are from Wahl or Serena?

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1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

~Neinhart

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One was trying to make you keep wearing that tacky fashion horror because Invel bet him you wouldn’t wear it for another month, the other was exploiting your vanity to sell you food

[neirene497-blog]

WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

~Neinhart

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Humble huh?

~Irene

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Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

~Neinhart

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(She doesn’t and neither does anybody else)

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I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

~Irene

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I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

~Neinhart

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So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

~Irene

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You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

~Neinhart

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Which one should we bless with our presence today?

~Irene

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Why the rose boobs?

is it not obvious!?

~Neinhart

[newskoolnatty]

No

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*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

[newskoolnatty]

He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart