yes, i really do have knives for hands

Bloodbane // old // she/her

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@rewiire I’m not sure hiring them is “helping,” but it’s none of my affair.

@slownsturdy Such aggression is unbecoming of one of the universe’s self-proclaimed peacekeepers.

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DIDN’T ASK!!! THE CONS DON’T NEED ANYBODY STICKING UP FOR THEM, YOU KNOW THAT THEY START IT 99.9% OF THE TIME!

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I’m not “sticking up for them.” I believe I misread your initial statement as a threat, and for that I apologize. But I hope you will do me the courtesy of not entangling me in your meaningless conflict.

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@rewiire I’m not sure hiring them is “helping,” but it’s none of my affair.

@slownsturdy Such aggression is unbecoming of one of the universe’s self-proclaimed peacekeepers.

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I’m not trying to hire them, I just want to help fix them. It’s not my fault that my resources for doing so are tied up with my faction. :(

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I can believe that your intentions are innocent, but I would advise you to take care. Not all Decepticons would scruple at taking advantage of a stranger.

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I may have misread that, actually. I apologize.

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@rewiire I’m not sure hiring them is “helping,” but it’s none of my affair.

@slownsturdy Such aggression is unbecoming of one of the universe’s self-proclaimed peacekeepers.

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If you’ve never heard of a freelance doctor before, then congratulations, you are now in the general vicinity of at least two of us.

I will be respectfully declining to work with the Decepticons, though.

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crashwing In our defense we didn't start it!!! 

I’m aware. Still, I am considering finding another planet to explore.

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You know, I was really getting to like the peace and quiet.

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Oh no.

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mellowmelancholiai dunno why ‘rusty’ but usually a human’s parents names them. 

Oh, right, many organic species have parents. Almost forgot.

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@mellowmelancholia Oh? Then who names them? And why that?

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Do humans really name themselves Rusty?

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@rewiire I wonder if it is entirely an “alien” thing or if organics are also confused.

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@liliumsunshine Absolutely true, but I don’t mind. It’s nice to see people having fun.

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I would say I understand maybe half the things I see on this website? Possibly not even that much.

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I think if Decepticons could actually focus all the energy they spend infighting on eliminating the Autobots, they would have won the war by now.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

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I love watching Transformers Prime and thinking about how horrifying the events depicted would be if the combatants were flesh and blood instead of robots.