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Rewire! They/Them! Decepticon Medic!

[rewiire]

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[crashwing]

@rewiire

Were you nice to the cow?

I’m ALWAYS nice to the cows. They are very delicate so you have to be careful not to smoosh them. Ooooone finger to pet them with.

[rewiire]

Good.

[rewiire]

beatrice-4​:

then let them deal with the consequences

No <3

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  got a rocket launcher w/ their name on it

Oh boy, you don’t know how much that’s just not gonna work.

[beatrice-4]

don’t worry about it. fought big shit before.

[rewiire]

Did you not see the part about how I don’t want to have to repair my friends.

[beatrice-4]

maybe you shouldn’t let your friend be a shithead then

[rewiire]

Unfortunately, I cannot control the speed at which the Seekers are stupid.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  got a rocket launcher w/ their name on it

Oh boy, you don’t know how much that’s just not gonna work.

[beatrice-4]

don’t worry about it. fought big shit before.

[rewiire]

Did you not see the part about how I don’t want to have to repair my friends.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  got a rocket launcher w/ their name on it

Oh boy, you don’t know how much that’s just not gonna work.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  works on vex gate lords. works on worm gods. think i can make it work here too.

I don’t know what those things are, but I really, really, really doubt that.

[beatrice-4]

then why not let me try

[rewiire]

Because I also don’t want to have to repair any damage, or for you to get like, squished.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  got a rocket launcher w/ their name on it

Oh boy, you don’t know how much that’s just not gonna work.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  works on vex gate lords. works on worm gods. think i can make it work here too.

I don’t know what those things are, but I really, really, really doubt that.

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  got a rocket launcher w/ their name on it

Oh boy, you don’t know how much that’s just not gonna work.

[rewiire]

Please don’t pick fights with the Seekers, they’re literally built to fight and most everyone else is fragging tiny. 

[rewiire]

@beatrice-4:  also go suck eggs

I wasn’t talking about you.

[rewiire]

They are just....so dumb.

[crashwing]

#Ah there they are the other one

@rewiire

We’re never far apart, silly!

[rewiire]

I know, sparks do I know

[crashwing]

Selfies are customary! But I don’t really have any pictures of myself on hand, so I had to use the one I took for my Identification File.

[crashwing]

rewiire​:

You’re going to age me by like 1000 millenia.

I don’t think either of us have super aging outlier abilities….

[rewiire]

🤡

[rewiire]

I swear, you two.

[crashwing]

What do you swear? :)

[rewiire]

You’re going to age me by like 1000 millenia.

[stardriift]

@rewiire

Rewire I had to see a medic that wasn't you and they were horrible why are you the only good one.

[rewiire]

Because duh, of course I’m the only good one. Why do you think I’m constantly booked?

[stardriift]

Crashwing had posted their identification photo and said it was customary. This is mine. I figured it was only acceptable.