Droll Pranks for Rich Boys

The wealthy young gentleman's guide to horseplay

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No true droll prankster’s collection is complete without Droll Pranks for Rich Boys: the Wealthy Young Gentleman’s Guide to Horseplay, now available in one tidy little volume: http://www.amazon.com/Droll-Pranks-Rich-Boys-Gentlemans/dp/1452143056

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Carve an obscene picture in the foam of another fellow’s latte. When he takes a sip of his indecent drink, the poor chap will be frothing mad!

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My good fellows:

I am pleased to announce that today marks the release of “Droll Pranks for Rich Boys: the Wealthy Young Gentleman’s Guide to Horseplay.” The perfect little volume for naughty boys and Silly Williams. Procure your copy today.

Deepest thanks to Tumblr, the Great Tumblr Book Search, and Chronicle Books.

Prankfully yours,

The Droll Prankster

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“Chisel down the private parts on another fellow’s statue. You will delight in the poor fellow’s shame when his friends mock his tiny marble manhood!”

Dan Bulla’s drollpranks for Rich Boys has has us in stitches this afternoon. Just what the doctor ordered on this very wet Monday.

#DrollPranks #MondayPickMeUp

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Release a swarm of honeybees in another fellow’s aviary. The poor chap will be confounded when he learns about the birds and the bees!

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Dearest fellows,

My tidy little volume, “Droll Pranks for Rich Boys: The Wealthy Young Gentleman’s Guide to Horseplay” is now available for your procurement. And it is available at a price of less than five dollars -- a mere pittance! Find it here: http://www.amazon.com/Droll-Pranks-Rich-Boys-Gentlemans/dp/1452143056

Ave atque vale,

The Droll Prankster

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Erase the names on another fellow’s dance card. You will rejoice as the partnerless chap lurches around the ballroom, performing the solo tango!

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Replace another fellow’s climbing vines with poison ivy. When he next prunes his trellis, the poor chap will be in for an itchy surprise!

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Put a kink in another fellow’s weathervane. The poor chap will part his hair to the east, oblivious to the prevailing westerly winds.

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Steal another fellow’s handkerchief. The poor chap will be forced to wipe his nostrils with a disposable tissue, like a runny-nosed nitwit!

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Punch a hole in another fellow’s seashell. When he raises it to his ear, the poor chap will hear nothing but the cruel whistling of the wind.

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Overtrim the wick on another fellow’s candle. You will rejoice as the gloomy chap sits in the darkness, clutching his useless block of wax.

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Steal another fellow’s napkin rings. At dinner, the poor chap will be forced to distribute loose napkins, like a fast food restauranteur!

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Alter the placement of another fellow's bookmark. You will rejoice when the disoriented chap finds himself lost in an unfamiliar passage!

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Disable the engines on another fellow’s private jet. The poor chap will be forced to fly on a passenger plane, like a common peanut muncher!

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Replace another fellow’s Douglas fir with an Estonian balding spruce. On Christmas morning, the poor chap will find nothing beneath the tree but a pile of needles!