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A Few Notes For The Next Episode Of The Whitetrash Sports Desk

CM Punk signs taken away at Raw

WWE apologizes for the Russian flag gimmick

Bray Wyatt used the word Scorpion in a tweet, clearly he’s going to feud with Sting -- And there's a rumor the Wyatt fam is splitting

Undertaker on a Wrestlemania 31 truck

I forgot to tell you guys about seeing Mick Foley live

Micheal Cole is overworked

Kevin Steen is supposed to debut on NXT soon, what stupid name are they going to give him?

WWE looking to sign Adam Cole?

Lesnar's not going to be at Hell In A Cell because the belt doesn't matter at PPVs or some shit

Total Divas can't carry the belt

Yeah, I Make Random Notes On Here And Yeah, I Hope No One Reads Them

The podcast schedule, I guess:

The Johnny Whitetrash Show gets it's own feed and two one hour show a week, every Monday and Friday. It's the flag ship show so it makes sense, right?

The rest of the shit: keep it around 30 min podcasts released whenever under the Podcast Imperfect feed and tell people that if they want a show to have it's own feed or something...

Who fucking cares? I know what I'm doing.

Whitetrash Sports Desk Notes for NXT Takeover, Night Of Champions, Follow Up Raw and even some Impact Wrestling, WTF?

That awkward moment when the announce team rubs it in your face that you paid $55 for this PPV when it's on the network for 9.99

Didn't even write down a prediction for Usos v Dust Bros, but happy with the result

Monday, Stone Cold's podcast gets shouted out on Raw. Tuesday, WWE Network gets shouted on Stone Cold's podcast and again on Thursday... He's totally coming back to wrestle.

Sheamus and Cesaro are good... would like to see a real story line between these two... get a couple managers for them if they need to

Did you know that CM Punk still makes interweb headlines? This time it's some kind of lawsuit thing... clearly, he's coming back next week.

Just glad they didn't give teh Diva's belt to Nikki Bella. Whatever the fuck is going on with the Bella story line doesn't need a belt and the AJ/Paige story line has me so confused I have to know what's next for them

Speaking of Stone Cold's podcast... Kevin Nash is going to be in Magic Mike 2? was he in Magic Mike 1? And does this mean I have to watch Magic Mike now?

Best wrestling podcast of the week: Jericho's two part interview with the Hardy Boys.

The US Title still just doesn't matter does it?

There's a bunch of bad noise about football players that has nothing to do with football. luckily you don't have to worry about hearing that shit here.

As a Canadian, the USA v Russia bullshit is annoying. Do Americans really eat this shit up or does Vince still live in 1985?

But the Swagger v. Rusev story line was better and I wish they would have stuck with it a bit longer.

Wish they hadn't pulled the plug on the Big Show/Mark Henry tag team

the stunt doubles were cute the first week... but fuck off already

I think they're passing the belts around too much. The theory seems simple: give the belt to someone who can handle main events and then there should always be at least one wrestler, if not several, that want to take the belt. Simple story telling is more entertaining

caught a few tweets from Ryback... can't wait for the Big Guy to come back... and give him drugs all the time if it makes for better promos... weird how a little bit of medication and no script makes for better promos, eh?

The Tag Team division is going to be amazing if they leave some of NXT tag teams together and bring them up soon

Could you imagine the Briscos in WWE?

when the fuck is Kevin Steen going to be on NXT?

Too bad WWE will probably never play up the El Generico character

Sandow vs Country singers? Will Job to anyone... getting paid right?

The wife might be sad she missed Ziggler's bare side ass

Roman Reigns out for who knows how long?

I remember when I said if Daniel Bryan and CM Punk we're both gone I'd stop watching Raw... and yet, here I am

Rollin's takes the Roman Reigns cheap shot... fucking has to right?

As much as I want to see Rollins and Ambrose wrestle other people... these guys can put on a elluva show

Somebody's gonna get they ass kicked... might be the best intro song in the wwe right now...

National anthem in the middle of the show? Well, it's a good thing that the American ratings are the only ones that count, right?

Why is Henry crying? why did the Big Show cry... why does WWE want the big guys to cry?

tbh, Rusev gets how to sell... not just register the hits -- a term I heard from Bill Watts on JR's podcast -- but sell and it makes his matches better to watch and this kid is only get better

one day he'll hit the point where he can drop the Russian gig and go face.

When are the Whitetrash Sports Desk vlogs coming back? soon.

Henry taps out... So much for America

Kinda of feel bad for those people sitting behind the great big Russian flag

Caught back up to the Orton Jericho match... going to bed... notes will resume tomorrow.

Ok, let's watch Raw and some ROH notes

So Ambrose and Cena what?

Cena and Ambrose crawling over each other on get Rollins... I kind of like the fact that Cena needs the rub from Ambrose.

Still with the stunt doubles?

Ziggler gets the title back... Maybe he'll keep it for a bit. Good couple of matches though.

Oh good... Cena vs Orton again... Because we haven't seen that before.

Did Zeb Colter just Bolieve Bo Dallas?

Total Divas cross promotion match? I'm fine with that

Do you know that Rosa Mendez has never won a match except by DQ and she's been doing this for 9 years? Heard that on Jerichos podcast with Brie,Cameron and the red haired one

Rollins is a good heel.

Sylus Young, The Last Real Man is a better heel. He gets the cheers from the hometown crowd and talks about how he couldn't wait to get out of that shit hole town

I think I would have liked Cena v Kane and Ambrose v Orton better

Michel Elgin gets fucked out the roh title for being canadian... and you know, not doing paperwork

Vince Russo started a project called #DearVince... I think he's going to start fantasy booking on his website or something

What a lot of these story lines are missing is that "they really hate each other" gimmick

Remember listening to Colt Cabana's podcast with Ambrose... there's a dude who gets what pro wrestling is.

If NXT is an example of what WWE is going to be when HHH takes over, i can't wait for Vince to die... cause you know he won't retire until he dies

So they lock Ambrose in a closet.... and then he's going to come OUT of the closet

Sheamus and Cesaro need an issue... the belt doesn't mean shit, but they still got matches left in the fued

maybe you should pull the advert stating with the roman reigns match.

Is goldust doing black face? is he aloud to do that? Against Samoans?

I hate random 6+ man tag team matches

I hope this Mark Henry story line stops soon... If you're going to just use Mark Henry and Big Show as jobbers, cut them loose.

Kalisto is not Rey Mysterio... it's like the tattoos are different or something

Mark Henry is pretending to be a rhino?

Adam Rose wins for having Back To The Future Sunglasses.

The Bunny is totally Darren Young... but why wasn't the bunny on NOC?

Seems like the Paige AJ story is getting clearer... Paige was fun on commentary

I wasn't even paying attention to the main event until Ambrose came back

No seriously... Cena just got a rub from Ambrose LOL

Might re watch NXT takeover in the morning... or at least look up the results

Good morning pigs... Got the NXT Takeover on and away we go

The ascension should be on the main roster right fucking now

Renee Young is good on the mic.

The Luchas should be up on the main roster too

Sin Cara's English is getting better

CJ Parker is a douche bag... I like that

Tyson Kid is going be a fucking wicked heel on the main roster... fact

And you can't teach that

Yeah but Kenta sounded cool

At this point I got curious and decided to check out some TNA on the Spike TV website

started with episode 948 08-27-14... mainly because I want to see the Hardy v Dudleys v Wolves matches.

It really like there is pro wrestling, and then there's wwe

Why does Bobby Ashley have no ears?

From what I've seen so far, it seems like Impact is doing the reality era better than WWE

Hard to pay more for ROH and TNA iPPVs/YouTube Rentals etc than a month of the WWE network

A little touchy feely with the Bobby Roode/Eric Young promo

As much as I would like to see another program go head to head with RAW, who the hell could do 3 hours

Is that Jesse from Big Brother? IT IS

Impact out USA USA USAs WWE

The Hardys v The Dudleys v The Wolves... want more of that

So there's no way I can over all of this in a one hour podcast, but whatever.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is out of the hospital following a scary stay for double pneumonia, but during his first public appearance Saturday night he…

Word came into the ROH Offices late this morning that “The Last Real” has suffered a broken leg and could be out of action for up to four months. Matchmaker Nigel McGuinness when reached by phone acted quickly and named Michael Bennett as the replacement opponent for Cedric Alexander. Bennett along with Maria Kanellis has already promised to make a big announcement *LIVE* on iPPV, will now also see in ring action.

Raw 09/08/14 Random Notes

Since when did they start noting that it's a season premier, because then that means last season's finale sucked

I think I like the whole "Tonight on Raw" and then boom, straight into some actual wrestling and not some fucking two segment promo

So I guess Michael Sam isn't coming then

Wyatt tried to make a chicken shit exit... finally some heel strategy

The shrug before jumping off the top of the cage by Jericho lol

Wyatt bashes the bad knee and then rolls over Y2J and then goes to work on the knee... It's official, Wyatt is a heel.

Already missing Dean Ambrose in a bad way... Too early for him to go shoot a movie story line wise, but if his come back is done right it will pay off

I like the suggested view on the WWE Network, Watch this because this happened. Why is this the first time they did that?

Ziggler's promo starts with Fappening reference... nice

Plays into current pop culture and the Miz's gimmick.... the writer's actual earning their check tonight

Loving Mizdow...

"My Mom watches this show, stop it Dolph" -JBL

Miz grabs his sunglasses before he leaves. Great promo... actually believable

Miz is easily the best heel they have next to Heyman

This AJ v Paige but they're friends and now tag team partners or some shit? I'm confused, these two can put on a good campaign without all this stupid bullshit

Natty is another one that deserves her own story line

Paige is definetly the heel of this thing, just let her and AJ duke it out

It's a very confusing story line, but I want to see what happens next

I'm not saying AJ v Paige could be the next Trish v Lita or anything, but it's better than the Bella story line, which is only popular because everyone misses Daniel Bryan

Orton runs in on Y2J?

I don't remember seeing any of this season premier hype before

Dear John Cena, don't cut off Heyman's promos, he's cooler than you, Love, Johnny

Did John Cena just compare himself to the Undertaker?

Damn, Heyman has me wanting Cena to go heel

Did Cena just cut a promo on the internet community?

But if Cena fights Heyman isn't that what Heyman wants?

If Cesaro is just going to stand there and watch, what was the fucking point of bringing him out?

The match is good enough that we shouldn't have to cut to Cesaro's reactions

Rollins and Sheamus put on a good match on their own... If you need Cesaro there to hype the PPV, have him do a run in after the match

Cesaro has huge nipples... never noticed that before

Kinda makes the Mark Henry Big Show tag team useless if Henry is going to have a fued with Rusev... One story line at a time folks

Is Steen going to be at NXT takeover?

An NXT match on Raw? What a good way to promote the thing... again, why did it take so long?

All 4 of these kids are going to be Main Eventers... As long as creative doesn't fuck them over

Just saw the score from the Blue Jays game... 8-0 win... Go Jays Go!!!

Total Divas looks scripted, but as long as they have better writers than the ones on Raw, they'll be fine

Michael Sam gets signed by the Cowboys.... Let's bring in Jerry Springer

So Brie has new entrance music

Brie seems to be struggling to remember her lines

Nikki has nice tits

The one with fake boobs calls the other one attention seeking LOL

The Bella Boy doesn't look comfortable in his suit

Jerry Springers comes to Raw and gets to be in a doggy pile with the Bella Twins and Stephanie McMahon... Some guys get all the luck

Springer maybe needs to work on selling

The Usos v The Dust Brothers was the only good thing on last week's Raw

The Uso promos... they're reading those right?

Ryback is out hurt... is this why we have to watch Los Matadores?

I miss Ryback already

The Dust Bros as heels is what the Tag Team division needed

Usos might not be able to cut a promo worth a shit, but they know how to sell a leg injury

Yeah, I want to know who's in the bunny suit

Good gimmick that add interest to Adam Rose, Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil

I think Orton needs to freshen up his image... Kinda getting stale, but then again so is Cena... Difference is Cena can deliver a promo

And why did they make Reigns Superman punch his deadliest move... Man delivers one hell of a spear

Jerry Springer twisted his ankle... even though he push off with that ankle to get on the stretcher... but who cares, he's not a wrestler and that segment was pretty good

Yes, that deserves a Holy Shit chant

Solid back and forth match followed by a good old fashioned shit kicking

And how the hell did Rollins get up there?

Overall decent show and a hell of a lot better than last week

Random List Of Shit I Need To Get Off My Ass And Do... Right After I Watch All Of The WWE Network.

make the banners for the right column

take a picture of me, by me -- because fuck selfies -- for left column and write About Me bullshit

record bumpers/intros/outros for podcasts

record some fucking vlogs and figure out what the fuck to call them

and most importantly play some fucking DooM... and maybe some COD

3MV ideas?

Legal weed being left in rental cars cuz you can't take that shit on an airplane.

I guess the first one should be a what the fuck am I doing type thing, right?

#3mv

And Fucking DooM Of Course

And the DooM videos are still coming whether people fucking like them or not...

The COD videos might be a fuck off at this point. Who knows.. maybe COD Advanced Warfare will be good but fuck that for right now...

If I start to add up the DooM videos, the 3 Minute Vlogs, The Whitetrash Sports Desk videos is there even any room for COD commentaries on the channel... I do have 2 channels and I could give 3 Minute Vlogs or The Whitetrash Sports Desk their own channel but fuck it... That for if I get people to give a shit...

On the podcast front, I think 2 episodes of The Johnny Whitetrash Show and an episode of The Whitetrash Sports Desk Podcast should be enough in a week. I think Whitetrash Retro radio will only be for the weeks there aren't 2 Johnny Whitetrash Shows... Yeah, I think that makes sense for right now... But WRR is probably going to get a solid month of episodes just to see if people care... So there might be 4 hour long podcasts a week for a little while... And I'm fine with that.

Going to build a fake weekly workload table because I can:

DooM 5x (Mon-Fri)

3MV 3x (Mon,Wed,Fri)

WSDvid 1x(Sat)

TJWS x2(Tues,Fri)

WSDpod 1x(Wed)

WRR 1x or none(Sun)

whatever other videos for Sat,Sun... like COD or whatever

I think I can do that as a minimum plus some blogs and maybe some of those minipods I thought about for Podcast Imperfect Network feed... at least 1 10 minute a week or some shit.. but we'll fuck with idea later.

The Future Of The Whitetrash Sports Desk

I think it should be a video and audio podcast project and blogs... I think it should be the type of thing that gets it's own website one day...

The only thing I'm wondering right now is if the videos should be recording the podcast itself or if the videos and the podcast should be something separate... Yeah, they should be something separate.

The videos should go up Tuesday, The podcast should be Saturday and the blogs should be in between... or some shit like that.

Coming soon... Want to do it right from the beginning.

3 Minute Vlogs?

I think I'm going to rip off 10 minute podcast... kinda...

Have an audio track I record vlogs to. Playing with either 3 minutes or 3:33... have 13 seconds(ish) of silence before the intro music starts and the shut up music starts as a 30 second countdown or some shit... we shall fucking see I guess.

Could UFC star Ronda Rousey be on the verge of working with WWE ? Per one recent report, the company is talking about it...

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John Cena is a shell of himself. At least that is an effective story that can be told in order to continue Brock Lesnar ’s dominant run as WWE world heavyweight champion while creating the most compelling Cena character to date...

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WWE star Ryback is out with injury, and he can be seen in this video likely under the influence of anesthesia. What results is perhaps the greatest promo we've ever seen from "The Big Guy...

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Hulk Hogan is ticked off at WWE Champion Brock Lesnar for an unscripted insult he made in the ring. What did Brock say that was so offensive? He called…

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Jake "The Snake" Roberts was rushed to a Las Vegas hospital Wednesday night ... and doctors say he has double pneumonia.The WWE Hall of Famer fell ill on…

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