lukasthorne:
“Perhaps. I would take you up on that offer, but I’m the type of sex addict that actually has standards, and won’t just shove his cock in everything that breathes. So, unfortunately for you, I’ll have to find someone who looks less of a troll.” Despite those words, so softly spoken, he seemed to maintain that debonair smile of his, consistently.
❛ how materialistic. just because you think i’m ugly doesn’t mean i’m not good with my dick. ❜ he clasped his hands together, head lolling lazily to the side.






