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Happy Monday

Are you ok?

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Sweet Pea: *to Jughead* One universe. Nine Planets. One earth. Seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. And I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Toni: *shouting from the other room* THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS!

Sweet Pea: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!

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The passive agressive energy of this

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aquarius and pisces

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Top Contenders for my Halloween costume for 2019

-vampire -sexy vampire -splatoon squid kid -sonic the hedgehog -sexy sonic the hedgehog -hatsune miku dressed like sonic the hedgehog -sexy sans undertale -robot girl -hello kitty -lisa from the room but only if two people come with me, one dressed like johnny, and the other like mark -2B -duck -sexy duck -luigi -i’d say sexy luigi but that would be redundant

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Duck for sure

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odd flex but ok

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One time we were in arizona for the summer, and it was like 97 with literally hundreds of mosquitoes, and one little guy i happened to catch while he was biting me, and i didnt really think so i sorta like half flexed or something, and apparently that made him fill up with bood and explode. Yeah. Rip mosquito