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imagine trying to explain the concept of a mime to someone who's never heard of a mime before

#so basically there this guy who dresses like he's in a black and white french film #and he doesn't talk at all it's a silent film #pls sir im not making this up #and he's trapped in an invisible box #yes you heard me correctly a box #does he escape? uh no not that ive heard of none ever have

pirates except it's pronounced like pilates

The weather right now is giving flashback to elementary school summer when I decided to write my first book

#ive had writers block ever since #writing #young writer #beginner writer #writing block #writblr #writers block

TURN MY SHOWER TO DEFROST MODE

my personality is an As Seen On TV store

The fact that all this week scientists around the world have protested big companies ignoring the call to action against the climate crisis by chaining themselves to buildings and yet I haven't heard an ounce of media coverage is a modern atrocity and no one's talking about it.

#climate change #the climate crisis #scientist rebellion #london scientist protests #don't look up

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I think I was a railroad track layer and a clown in a past life

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I'd like to specify that those were two different lifetimes btw

#i was not a railroad track laying clown #clowning was not my part time job #railroad layer by day #clown by night #no #i was not specifically a night clown

I think I was a railroad track layer and a clown in a past life

#or maybe one of those people in the gold rush #past lives #reincarnation #funny #adventure

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Witches, pirates, ninjas, and cowboys have all existed and actually been real on this Earth and I feel like we as people don't realize and appreciate this enough.

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Literally, Astronauts? Spies?? Knights??? All on the same timeline? Sorry. That sounds made up.

#witches #pirates #ninjas #cowboys #astronauts #spies #knights #vikings?#gladiators?#OSTRICHES????

Witches, pirates, ninjas, and cowboys have all existed and actually been real on this Earth and I feel like we as people don't realize and appreciate this enough.

#witches #pirate #ninjas #cowboys #the original quartet of kid's stories

My hobby is learning how to do mundane, slightly unethical things (e.g. picking locks, hot-wiring different cars, hacking into a computer, etc) but never actually using any of them to do anything, you know, Unlawful because that would be bad so instead I just keep them all to myself waiting for the right time to release my knowledge to the world as the Elusive Criminal prisoned by my own Morality & Ethics.

#im just racking up my character's skill points #in various criminal skills #just in case one day i need to break into somewhere #in order to steal vital secretive information #not that I would #just in case #or #you know #the apocalypse #it'd probably be useful for that too

If you ever get that feeling that when you become a published writer, people won't be able to recognize your name because it's too ordinary and common, just remember: you know exactly who John fucking Green is. No one's name is born recognizable, you have to make it recognizable.

#booklr #writlbr #books and libraries #john green #you know who john green is #or better yet HANK green #you know them #people with know your name too #even if you're a smith #promise #writing #writing probz #writing inspirations #authors

Do you ever do something so mundane, something that seems so simple and ordinary, but sort of realize like, "Hey, this is exactly what I wanted to be doing five years ago. She would've loved this."

#loving the simple #it's the most difficult thing of all #but realizing that the simple is exactly what you wanted #that's the true beauty of it #we are all simple #is the same day that we are extraordinary #reading a book by street lamp light #listening to ambient music #drinking hot tea #with my cat sleeping on my desk #a weighted blanket keeping me warm in winter #a book waiting to be written #it's exactly what I wanted five years ago #everything is just so simply extraordinary

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I want to be an adult so I can make bacon whenever the fuck I want

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correction: I don't want to be an adult. I want Bacon.

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there needs to be another word for "listen" that's more... intense. you know? like i "listen" to songs on the radio but i don't "listen" to my favorite songs??? in the way that "devour" is to "eat" there needs to be a word that is to "listen". Like yeah I "listen" to songs on the radio but I DEVOUR my playlist with my ears. you get me?

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@endless-crescendo

here. if it appeases you.

#Spotify

there needs to be another word for "listen" that's more... intense. you know? like i "listen" to songs on the radio but i don't "listen" to my favorite songs??? in the way that "devour" is to "eat" there needs to be a word that is to "listen". Like yeah I "listen" to songs on the radio but I DEVOUR my playlist with my ears. you get me?

#songs #music #bands #words #playlist #radio #we need to invent more words #when did we stop inventing new words #i need more words #my vocabulary is not finished

If Jack Black doesn't play Dionysus in the live action Percy Jackson series the viewer rates will split in half (100%. real stats. backed by popular demand.)

#percy jackson fandom #percy jackson live action #the lightning thief #live action percy jackson series #percy jackson #jack black #is the real dionysus #dionysus #jack black would make the perfect Mr. D

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