who does it toll for

ant • 25 • he/him commissions • art tag shitpost & furry zone please dont repost my art!

[ducktollers]

hi im doing art fight again this year :-)

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[loveridden1999]

i want everything without doing anything

[ducktollers]

im sorry to say my most embarrassing habit is watching youtube shorts but unfortunately i do watch them. mostly cooking vids but still embarrassing. and rn i feel like my algorithm suddenly turned american cuz all im getting is vids abt cooking brisket and shooting through x number of objects till it stops the bullet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

the entirety of the montreal victorie team has known shane was gay since at least 2014. there are like six women on that team who like men, three of which thought shane was hot, and one of which gets him on a date, only for her to come back like "yeah that is the gayest man ive ever met."

they met at some sort of fundraiser or event and she strikes up a conversation with him, and at the end of the night she oh so subtly asks if he wants to grab dinner (food at tthe event sucked) to finish their conversation about the technical differences between mens and womens professional hockey, an offer shane takes very literally because he's very invested now and actually enjoying this conversation, and at the time has very firmly drawn the line in his head that there is absolutely nothing possibly romantic about hockey.

when her teammates ask her how the night went the victorie player is like "he was really nice, listened intently to everything i had to say, laughed at my jokes, paid for dinner, didn't tell me about how much more difficult mens hockey is. he treated me like the best conversation partner he's had in a while. he's gay. he just doesn't know it yet."

it becomes a thing that anytime the montreal mens and womens teams are at an event together, all the women love talking to shane, and his teammates (who don't know about the not-date because he's never mentioned it) tease him about how he's such a ladies man and he should ask one of them out, they'd definitely say yes. meanwhile the victories all like him because he's actively not hitting on them or talking over them and he really just wants to talk about hockey.

like they're so used to every conversation with an nhl player ending his him disrespecting the pwhl in some way and acting like they should be impressed he's a professional athlete (like they aren't professional athletes too!!) meanwhile shane starts conversations with "so i watched the documentary you recommended on the first womens olympic hockey team and-"

bonus points if shane doesn't even realize/remember being on a date with one of the players until hayden brings it up years later and when shane AND ilya are like "i/he went on a what with who???" and hayden just sighs and has to say "ok so in like 2014 you went on a date with-"

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[ducktollers]

also that hockey furry art drew in some of the hockey furs on other platforms as u would expect and its so delightful i would fucking love to draw more hockey furries. its like i unlocked a new niche i didnt even know existed

[ducktollers]

i miss my goldeneyes

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Gardiner’s Instagram video of Miller scoring on some random kid at her camp and going full celly is sending me like what is her problem (affectionate) 😭

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

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Oh good they posted it

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.