Steal my sunshine

Jude Parker. 21. Assistant Tour Manager, or as I'd like to call it; my sister's personal puppet.

[dudenamedjude]

There's a spider in my shower and I will give someone twenty dollars or euros or whatever currency you please to kill it. 

[anarchy-ft-deactivated20141211]

Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.

[dudenamedjude]

I don't know about you but I think I could fill out a bra quite well. 

[fcktemptations-deactivated20141]

They all say that I only get girlfriends in the winter, they’re actually cuddle buddies who have been successful with their application. But do you really blame me? Anyone wanna be my cuddle buddy for this winter?

[dudenamedjude]

OH! Pick me! I'll be your cuddle buddy.

[kenmathieson]

In a week? Impressive.

[dudenamedjude]

I never said I could play well. I'm still in the very beginning stages. I can play about two songs, three if I'm lucky. 

[laceymorento-blog]

Good for you! I wanted to learn it once, but my dad made me learn the saxophone instead..

[dudenamedjude]

Saxaphones seem pretty cool, you actually have to learn how to read music with that stuff, I just kind of wing it and hope it sounds good. 

[dudenamedjude]

So I learned how to play the ukelele last week.

[ladykendals]

I feel like I’m coming down with something. Does anyone have tea or something?

[dudenamedjude]

I don't have tea but I have smiles and hugs if that'll do anything for you?

[soundjamz-deactivated20150406]

Hey, Jude, don’t make it sad. Too late, you already are. I do love when guilt starts eating people alive, and this kid is a super good source for that. You have it too, don’t you? When it comes to your boss sister. Did you enjoy lying to her?

[dudenamedjude]

Wh- I don't know what you're talking about... James this isn't a cool joke to play, especially bringing Reese into this, that's crossing a line. What do you mean, this kid, are you talking about yoursel- Shit, you're not James.

[nadiatmz]

Save the day? They can’t hurt us, Jude — don’t be silly. Alright Dean Winchester, you do what you have to do, boo. But, i’m no damsel in distress, I can handle myself. Okay, let’s start in the kitchens. There are bound to be some Ghoulish maids in there.

[dudenamedjude]

You don't know that, they could push a bookshelf over on someone or trip them down the stairs. We need to protect the people, Lucy. Oh don't worry, I see you as my equal in this. I know you can hold your own. Let's go! Also wouldn't be opposed  to a pit stop by the fridge...Just in case the cheese is possessed.

[nadiatmz]

Aww, this manly bravado is a good look on you - its cute. I just, I don’t believe you babe. Just, don’t scream down my ear okay — they’re sensitive. Although, i’m glad you’re up for it though. 

[dudenamedjude]

Fine, don't believe me. But when I inevitably save the day with my macho, supernatural fighting ability we'll see who's laughing. Enough chit chat, let's go bust some ghosts. 

[soundjamz-deactivated20150406]

I hope everyone’s enjoying their weekend here so far. Especially their nights. I’m here to be sure of that, and this form isn’t all that half bad, either.

[dudenamedjude]

James? Dude, what the hell is going on with you? 

[nadiatmz]

Great,same here really. I’m not talking Ouija Boards or anything like that.. just calling out to them and stuff. But I wont be impressed when you’re running down the corridor screaming to get out of this place. I mean, I can hold your hand if you want?

[dudenamedjude]

Oh please, A little paranormal activity isn't going to scare me. If holding your hand would make you feel safer than I'll be glad to do it, but I won't be the one running down the hallways. 

[nadiatmz]

Who wants to come on a little hunt with me? I want to some proof for myself that there are Ghosts here. 

[nadiatmz]

[dudenamedjude]

I'm totally game for a ghost hunt. I need to see it with my own eyes. Rattling doorknobs and the occasional light flicker just isn't doing it for me. 

[dudenamedjude]

Text ✉ Jude+Reese

Reese: Then don't.

Reese: Actually no, I wouldn't know since I didn't really know her at all. You would, because you're the one who has been talking to her behind my back all these years and only tells me this when she's dead.

Jude: I'm not going to do this over text, I've already tried to explain the situation, but you won't listen.

Jude: Tomorrow we're talking about this, face to face. And you're going to listen to me, and at least consider my side of this whole thing.

Jude: Then you can hate me all you want.

[dudenamedjude]

Text ✉ Jude+Reese

Reese: We really don't have to. We should, but we don't have to. And to be frank, I don't really want to. I don't have anything to say to you at this point, Jude. And I don't think anything you can say will change my mind.

Reese: Sure.

Jude: I really don't want to say this but...

Jude: Reese, mom wouldn't want us fighting like this and you know it.

[dudenamedjude]

Text ✉ Jude+Reese

Jude: Reese, we have to talk about this at some point. You can't keep sliding schedules and to-do lists under my door before I'm awake each morning.

Jude: We need to talk face to face.

[kiarapng-blog]

Welcome back mate, how was your trip?

[dudenamedjude]

Peachy, aside from the morbid undertone of everything. Were you all able to hold the fort down while I was gone? I know since I do so much already and am super important that it was probably really hard.