i aint even mad.

[tybalt-tisk]

[havoc-girl]

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

[bipolarhawkeye-blog]

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

[dapenguinninja]

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

[bagofmystery]

#Ursula can’t have a movie that’d mean a fat woman would star in a movie that doesn’t revolve around her weight plot wise

well, damn

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit.

[thottieauntie-deactivated201604]

Ok well now she needs a movie, a fat femme movie idfc do it!

[anxietypoptart-deactivated20200]

I’m ready

[connoraustin]

the shade of it all (via)

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[penis-hilton]

are y'all reblogging this for the accident or for the italian commentary

[kruled]

both tbh

[tastefullyoffensive]

[champainemami]

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

lettuce

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[thishartominefeelz]

THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN

[kartoffelkoenigin]

^^^

[ultrafacts]

FUN FACT: one of these trees is the Hyperion, which ranks as the world’s tallest known living tree.  The exact location of the tree has not been revealed to the public for fear that human traffic would upset the ecosystem the tree inhabits. 

Source: [x]

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

guys we found it, it’s right next to Big Ben and the Statue of Liberty

[dekuflowerr]

THIS IS THE BEST I SPY GAME EVER

[jussdazed]

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

[melaninboy]

[gingahhh]

masculinity is so fragile

[sluttyvegeta-deactivated2019111]

That last one was a confession. He “ON YA ASS” if you a “GAY BOY”

[cairgnorm]

miley, what’s good?

the bible (via yeork)

[mediamattersforamerica]

We were going to do a “Top 10 Awful Displays of Sexism on Fox News” video, but the clips just kept rolling in. Here are 70.

[thecommonchick]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS 😂

[awwww-cute]

Rhino helping a baby zebra out of the mud (Source: http://ift.tt/1hR1tGc)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself.

[satur9e]

i really hope men who see this post don’t think its just a joke. every woman i have ever known to cook regularly for her male significant other has done it bc she literally does not think he is capable.

[la-negri967]

My same reaction when “Worh It” is on

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[notorious-posts]

[innerwreck]