Damn, I'm handsome.
But you already knew that - I am the Duke Nukem.
Now, you better read this, or I might have to engage my mighty foot... on your face.
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@dukenukemwastaken
Damn, I'm handsome.
But you already knew that - I am the Duke Nukem.
Now, you better read this, or I might have to engage my mighty foot... on your face.
indefinitely on hiatus; left up as an archive. old intro below
Do you like rats
They're cool little guys.
I made u And Dude on tomodatchi life and you fell in love with him
What the hell's a "Tomodatchi?" Doesn't sound too far off, though.
Hey, what the hell is going on here?
Hot damn. Not that I'm gay or anything, but I've got a smokin' hot clone.
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Blehhhh.
Since you were taken, were you found? Or are you like George not found? Because you havenโt been found?
- question request from my amazing wonderful gorgeous partner. They wanted me to ask you that!
What's a George not found? 'Cause, I was found. Of course I was found.
thoughts on eating raw meat my good sir?
I love my meat raw.
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
What do you think of Sam Stone (Serious Sam)?
I wouldn't say we're friends, but I know the guy.
Is your legal last name Nukem
On the birth certificut.
Duke, my husband was squashed by a train, any advice?
Unsquash. You've gotta wring him out.
Have you heard of this sick ass thing called โConcussionโ
I have, actually. Very cool. Love handing them out.
is ur last name burger
Not really, no.
Just a funny and silly little guy
So funny. Maybe not silly.
But definitely funny.
That was very funny, Duke
I know. I'm just a funny guy.
Should we do something?
Nah. Let them... Duke it out. Eh? Eh?
Sorry, not sorry.
Theyโre a tad bit loud
Yeah... a tad.
Uh, Duke? Dudeโs ex is here . .
I heard. And so did the entire country of China.