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Happy Birthday Christian Borle! (insp)
ok but the sexual tension between batman and superman in holy musical b@man is INTENSE like holy shit. holy shit. there's no heterosexual explanation for this.
Well, I don’t know if you know this about him, but…he wrote the show. That’s just how this one goes.
Well they’re not going to get very far as a bunch of farmers
if we don't get a lapidot fusion on steven universe future then what even is the point
Ancom: *is about to bash someone*
Commie: *pulls out a squirt bottle and squirts qi with it*
Commie: No. Stop.
Ancom: What the fuck? I’m not a fucking cat you statist piece of s—
Commie: *squirts qi again* Bad Anarkitty
i am BEGGING YOU to go listen to "love like you" after watching the SU finale and pretend it's steven talking about... well, everybody else. i swear, i don't understand how this song fits so well in a thousand different scenarios and relationships between characters, but it does. i don't know what rebecca was thinking about when she wrote it, but she surely did something right. funny how it's like... THE steven universe song, and it's not about anything specific. it's just about love and self-consciousness, and wanting to be better. i love it.
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!!!!
did anyone else feel like her voice was less peridot-like in this episode? like, less cartoony and more honest and human. her personality was also kinda different. i feel like she has changed and matured so much, and not only her, pretty much all the characters have. like, when we got to see lapis in why so blue, or pearl in bismuth casual, i felt like i was meeting a new version of them. this show is so wonderful that it lets the characters evolve organically just like real people... might be one of the reasons why they feel so close to me
She needs to be stopped
it’s me i’m women
I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!
THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.
I love this!!!
I think that the evolution of these "not like other girls" comics being popular to "these two are doing well now and are in love" comics being popular is VERY sexy of us
this!!!!!!!!!! love to start a new decade with this energy and leave the other one behind
please take some time out of your day to admire these blessed photos of my man moxxie swooning over his wife. thank you.
🐞How to dress goblin core 🐸
Haven’t seen any of these around so I decided to write one myself. Just some ideas.
- Thrift ur clothes!! 🦔. U can find loads of clothes with nice fabrics, textures and earthy colours for cheaper and second hand, plus ur not supporting fast fashion!!
- Make ur own! Sew ur own clothes! Do it as a project , do it for fun! Ask around to borrow a sewing machine or sew small stuff by hand.
- Hats!!!!! 🎩🕷. green hats, black hats, blue hats, top hats babey ;) stick pinz n stuff and embroider beanies!
- jewellery. u can find it everywhere at charity shops and stuff costume jewellery big chunky rings or small shiny ones, wear ur shinies! Make them into a pendant!
- LAYERS. big winter coats lots of scarfs and warm stuff during the winter jackets that u can stich stuff into with lots of pockets for shinies and hoards.
- boots🥾 Big worn out boots to go out exploring in and for muddy days. Wearing the fluffiest or most colourful socks underneath.
- Messenger bags!!!!!!!! :o
Rly comfy ones that come in all shapes colours and sizes rly nice vintage feel for storing sketchbooks, junk journals and glass jars filled with buttons or whatever.
Don’t forget to wear a smile! U look great! :)
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i have so many feelings about Little Graduation & Prickly Pair that i cannot even begin to explain them. i just... this show never fails to amaze me and i can't believe how close to home steven's struggles hit me. it's feels like more than just a cartoon. holy fuck. i could talk about this for hours.
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
the absolute dream
DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:
1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.
Talking about sex when not being sexy is the best first step to having sex. Don’t talk about it to turn on your partner, just discuss it casual. Talk about your thoughts and feelings, what you think you want, what scares you, what interests you, etc. Like anything you can think of. It makes the act easier and can help you establish boundaries before the act starts. Try doing it on a phone or over text so you know sex won’t start. Sometimes the distance helps you be honest.
i like how positive this post is and how it isn’t gender specific <3 <3 <3
Some solid stuff here!
This is all useful for folks who are new to sex period or for folks like me who are trying to find new partners after a long dry spell. This is all useful!
stuff like this should be shared more, really important and I don’t see it a lot
Also on the topic of orgasm faking, like I’ve definitly done it when i wasnt in the mood but didnt want to let my partner down and wnted to speed up proceedings, but also when i have been in comunications with who i was with, telling them that naw not gonna happen today i guess aint a big deal, they are allways like allg and whoever is still in the mood dealt to their pleasure by their own power its not a huge insult or be all end all if the person cant get you off for ANY reason, if it aint the right time it just aint and being honest aint gonna ruin anything, you can still enjoy the time together no matter who hits the goal zone
i made this in my head instead of sleeping last night so here it is