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anete / ‘97 / i need a nap

[colors-of-feeling]

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

[wizardshark]

Letting him hit it rawr XD

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[miiilowo]

whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe

[miiilowo]

it's easy to lose sight of when youre online but all the dickheads are just pushed forward by algorithms. theyre an exception that are being way overrepresented. most people have sense and logic and are kind and normal and well adjusted in the real world

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[matchagirl]

[womans-day]

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[dullhoe]

i bought ice cream and wine. ready for the weekend

[dullhoe]

cant wait to try out the food court cherry honey glaze chicken for lunch tomorrow idc my body is ready and my rice is COOKED

[dullhoe]

honestly. it was absolutely delicious . felt like i had leftovers

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[dogpuppy]

[platano]

NOT clickbait: they colormatched my pussy at sephora!!!

[dullhoe]

cant wait to try out the food court cherry honey glaze chicken for lunch tomorrow idc my body is ready and my rice is COOKED

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[dullhoe]

I know tumblr mobile sucks and has done so for ages but its highkey unusable now bc whenever i scroll by an ad it opens up the app store or whatever website like…. chill please <3