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[owldude]

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[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

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when that shawarma hit

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[badpunktakes]

googling things isnt punk. poser

You can leave an apology in the replies whenever you're ready, idiot.

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

did you know that “friends” stands for:

feebee

rachel

it’s joey

everyone is friends

nonica

dross

shandler

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[summ]

peach and plum on planet earth

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Play games win prizes

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[little-bender-things-blog]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn