Ask Rainbow and Coil

Ask/Rp blog for Coil and my Phighting! OC Rainbow

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Okay, is the blog working?

Yep! Got everything sorted out, now we just gotta introduce ourselves to these fools

Alright, sup phuckers! I'm Coil, the bitch writing in pink is my buddy Rainbow

HEY-

And this is our weird ask blog thingy.

Thought we'd set up a little tumbler blog so you lot can ask us stuff because why not? I'm bored and this site is funny lol.

But we have a few rules, we may be criminals but we have boundaries and shit.

What we're fine with

Other blogs from other phighters

Dares

Uh normal stuff I guess

Please keep away from this blog

NFSW

Homophobia

Transphobia

Racism

Hate speech of any kind

Just don't be weird

(ooc: Hey y'all, decided to make an ask blog on my own for Coil and my OC.

For those who don't know, I'm @pastelchaos12 and Rainbow belongs to me. Coil belongs to Phighting!

Please be respectful and kind, this is my first time doing an ask/rp blog.)

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🐝?

Bee?

I have a bad feeling about this.

We're gonna get bees in the ask box, aren't we?

I hope the phuck not.

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*Pat pat*

Do that to Coil, he likes head pats.

I DO NOT!

Yes he does, he won't admit it but he does.

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Uh- what?

Context, dude.

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both of you are now blind for 7 asks good luck. coil this was your fault

Oh noooo, who put that mirror there... Get deflected lmao

Yeah you're not blinding us, how would we read these asks? Doesn't sound very entertaining.

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i see yall are in a ask drought, and i’m gonna send yall this photo

do NOT wish subshit good luck, let him explode

HAH!

Dumbass!

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Huh, don't like that it's gone quiet.

At least we aren't dealing with random bs.

And you just jinxed us.

...

Shit.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👩‍🦲

:(

>:[

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Rainbow, what’s your gear? Is it Rainbow path, Rainbow carpet,Rainbow flag, Rainbow potion, just a Rainbow???

Rainbow magic carpet delux! And it's modded with energy crystals!

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*Magically steals your horns and hair.*

WHAT?

DUDE IF OUR HORNS ARE GONE THEN HOW THE HELL ARE WE ALIVE??

WE'RE SO PHUCKED!

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*sends you to the minecraft farlands*

WHERE THE PHUCK???

AND WHY THE PHUCK???

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howd the 5 milion apples situation go

-🍎🔧/@numberonebiograftpiraceer

Not bad, we had to give some away to friends so we wouldn't get sick of them.

Still though, we had to throw away more than we could eat or give, 5 million apples is a lot.

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*Slaps you both with a swordfish*

OW-

HEY-

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Get Tanuki’d

:O ITS LIKE A DOG MIXED WITH A RACCOON I NEED TO PET IT!!

Oh my Swords look at the fluff.

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*Teleports you to a different AU for 5 asks.* (Or less if you don't get enough asks) *Makes it so nothing is a crime anymore.* ✨Go wild✨ Or be boring and be nice. ✨ The choice is yours to make ✨

I'M GONNA DO AN ARSON!

Wait- Rainbow you have never once expressed the desire to burn shit.

Just because I never have doesn't mean I've wanted to.

Huh... I'll steal some gasoline then, and a lighter.

Oh! I'll get marshmallows!

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"Do you know her? Our usual dealer- Uh... Supplier isn't here today."

Who the phuck?-

No idea who that is.

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Heard y'all cant wear tophats cuz of the horns..

I could help with that.

- @thehorneaterguy

No.

Don't even think about it.