Dumb as hell ass dragons

User #14501, fredlyfatchet, aka that motherfucker who names their dragons after supremely funky music. You can call me feather/fred, and I'm an it.

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Well, i guess this blog is KOed now, bc i got frozen for breaking a rule that didnt actually exist.

No, I’m not making a new account if I can get iced out of the blue for breaking a rule I didn’t know of, and wouldn’t have done in the first place if I was aware it wasn’t allowed.

I guess i can just look at old stuff here? Idk

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shes trying to kill her brother

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once, for a week straight, crim kept asking me for Contaminate (the battle stone.) concerning.

she's not even a plague dragon??

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Pink and black SCREAM 2000s to me.

So. She needs a name. Songs from the auts from artists that wore pink and black. Go.

This is a good idea for her name!

MyGoodies

OneTwoStep

HollabackGirl

Some miraculously sfw song title by Cam’ron🔹

Something from Kanye West before he went off the deep end🔹

I can convince u to use a MCR song (song rec must be listed)

I can convince u to use a P!nk song (song rec must be listed)

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

🔹= I need the title said in the comments, or the vote doesn’t count.

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Can y'all give this a look?

I wanna see if it's giving any errors. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ATACuuNI1cd_DTYIPQMn6sje8NcSpebIx5hkCsZliCA/edit?usp=sharing It's the spreadsheet I'm working on that tells you all needed ingredients in a recipe.

This version works better on PC (because of the dumb dropdowns), but I'm working on a mobile fix as we speak! You need your own copy to use it, but I can make anyone a temporary one on my personal drive for their use. The best things I could use is adding a new recipe and seeing if that breaks anything, but just playing around with it helps, too.

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extra ingredienz HYPE

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screamin cryin thowin up as i find out some recipes actually have 2 complex recipes

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extra ingredienz HYPE

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in the middle of making green components into yellow ones at baldy brew,

and i selected the recipe that breaks down an orange instead of combines 3 greens. im so damn mad, i could spit

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Lots of babies I got buried under the masses

I'd love to show you guys some of my hatchlings, I think they're a bit more original in gene and color configuration.

Thursday

(This lady's name is currently RareXYZGenOne, because it was the best way I could advertise her perks 😂)

Already has a nice gene set!

Is a decade old, has an 8-digit ID

1 of 17 different dragons with these colors ever made on the site (Mulberry, Blue, Pink)

650💎, but I will haggle/exchange 1:1000 for 🪙

These babies, each 12k🪙; will take 12💎 in a private auction if you contact me.

Eastern style woodblock print (wing) babies

Left male, right female, both 20k🪙

Earth and Fire Dragons

Not posted, but I'm thinking 12k🪙 | 12💎?

Uh. Yeah. I've been doing a lot of breeding.

Contact me here at @dumbassdragons or on FlightRising as fredlyfatchet

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LITERALLY just referred to Crim as "my favorite Tundra with a disorder"

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Good news, everyone!

I put "Wish" on EveningNews, and she looks amazing!!!

I got her a cool-looking mate that also has a "sky" theme!

I previewed their babies and im gonna be raking in DOUGH bc these are nothing but fodder!!

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FINALLY SOLD A BIG TICKET GEM ITEM

Now I got these mfers in my lair!!

BonBon

(always meant to be a chocolates/candy looking dragon)

SincerelyJane

(just needs Pinstripe now, I'm making it after my cauldron clears...exp boost!!!)

OthaFish

(extra special guy, been planning on this geneset for years...also fave dragon in my purple+green color palette dragons)

SirLuciousLeFoot and Davenport

(now Davenport needs 2 more genes to be complete)

BrightLights

(absolutely needed to have glowtail to be "right" considering his name)

EveningNews

(her next part is just an apparel item. will-o-wisp)

Pretty much everyone else just needs some treasure genes!!!

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i changed this lil mfers name 3 times until i was satisfied

IDunWannaCareRN

(I Don't Wanna Care Right Now, Lupe Fiasco)

This dragon is special, and not just bc he was needed as a nice guy to go w NoDiggity (she has stained.)

So, I was having a "bluh" morning and I heard that one song. That One Song. from Boko No Hero Academia. The super profound, memetic song that happened in it on one of the episodes.

I dont wanna describe it rn, in case I get set off again. But due to the nature of the song, it triggered some feelings in me that were actually the exact opposite of what they were supposed to invoke. The exact opposite of the reason the song exists in the first place.

Well, that set me off, and I didnt notice how much I was crashing out until my literal actual emotional support animal Engaged In Protocol.

Like, the most intense version of the protocol, where he let me hold his little arm.

So, when I went to the computer so he would stop worrying about me, I checked FR and I was told I could have this dragon for free instead of paying for him????

SO. I wanted to immortalize this moment. The song I chose was one that sounds pretty goddamn similar to the Meme Song, but is more explicit in being positive. It was also a song that used to cheer me up in the worst moments in my life, that I actually forgot all about. Until now.

So. This dragon, specifically, is supposed to remind me of a song that always makes me feel like "fuck it /pos", maybe when I need it most. If I'm having a bad day and I see him, this song can come back to mind and I can play it for myself :)

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?????

i applied soil to one of my dragons to get my breeding pair w the right genes (for now)

and...

??? breakup is easier to inherit than soil??????

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I have an idea for my next spreadsheet mega-project.

I already have a sheet in progress that rolls hatchling probabilities.

What if i made it also link to scries?

Due to messing w a bunch of smaller projects, i figured out how to do a bunch of things. And it occurred to me that the url for all scries is formulaic. That means, i can just dynamically make a url based on criteria.

That project would take forever, though.

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before i go, i must show u the trash goblin.

her ass is NOT packing light

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why didnt i think of this BEFORE

it wasnt until i saw the bandolier in the warriors way prizes that i got ~inspiration~

I can put stuff on BagLady that has something to do w her name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO! this is the BASIC outfit I have planned for her. I feel like it's appropriate to put as much shit on this dragon as possible.

If you know of any like. packrat stuff/apparel for someone who's overprepared. lmk. it might be a good to add to her outfit. (a first-aid kit of some sort sounds good, for example.)

Bag Lady is a song by Erykah Badu. It's figurative, but I think going in a literal direction w her apparel would be fun. Lyrics below the cut.

Bag lady, you gon' hurt your back Dragging all them bags like that I guess nobody ever told you All you must hold on to Is you, is you, is you

One day all them bags gon' get in your way One day all them bags gon' get in your way I said one day all them bags gon' get in your way One day all them bags gon' get in your way

So pack light Pack light Pack light Pack light Ooh, ooh

Bag lady, you gon' miss your bus You can't hurry up 'cause you got too much stuff When they see you're comin', niggas take off runnin' From you, it's true, oh, yes they do

One day he gon' say, "You're crowding my space" One day he gon' say, "You're crowding my space" I said one day he gon' say, "You're crowding my space" One day he gon' say, "You're crowding my space"

So pack light Pack light Pack light Ooh, ooh

Girl, I know sometimes it's hard And we can't let go Oh, when someone hurts you, oh, so bad inside You can't deny it, you can't stop crying So, oh, oh, oh If you start breathing, yeah You won't believe it, yeah You'll feel so much better, so much better, baby

Bag lady Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go Ooh, ooh Girl, you don't need it

Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better Need someone to love you right Betcha love can make it better (I betcha love, I betcha love) Betcha love can make it better

Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better (I betcha love, betcha love) Betcha love can make it better (Betcha love, I betcha love, oh)

Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better Betcha love can make it better

Bag lady, hmm Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go Girl, you don't need that Hmm