Dumbass vampire

Hippity hoppety your blood is now my property.

[thatsbelievable]

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Huh, neat

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Vampires are valid.

Gargoyles are great.

Axe murderers are awesome.

Eldritch deities are extraordinary.

Werewolves are wonderful.

Demons are delightful.

Zombies are zesty.

Let's get that good...

Monster positivity.

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Me and my hobo cat are planning on hanging out with good ol' Lucifer in an abandoned train station at three am tomorrow before the apocalypse.

If you wanna come, u gotta bring ur own hobo cat, I ain't providing one for ya...