👖Dating (an idiot) Philip Trousers headcanons👖
A/n: Yeah I'm doing this...
Gonna do Pam-I-am next 😳 Btw, the reader is GN
Warning: Suggestive content
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- Don't be surprised with a thousand questions per minute saying "How's my hair?" or "Isn't my suit wrinkled?" And a lot more.
- He literally won't leave the house without making sure everything he wears looks phenomenal.
- He's a complete idiot, so you are a thinking person in this relationship.
- He's still a handsome idiot.
- With this man, there is no way that wherever you go you will not be fashionable.
- "Bye Phil, I'm leaving for a mission!"
"Not dressed like that you aren't (y/n)!"
* Literally 1 hour later *
- Of course, he realizes that you have a need to wear other, more average clothes, and he will not judge.
- Nah, of course he will judge.
- It seems to me that despite the demanding work of a spy, Philip can find a lot of free time, which means that you don't have to wait for weeks to see him.
- Sometimes he is extremely flirty on missions, which usually leads to the need to take him to some private place (And u know). Even though work obliges, but whatever Philip wants, Philip gets. Even if the mission has to wait.
- Of course, he doesn't care how you cover the marks on your neck later. The only thing that worries him is the condition of his hairstyle or clothes.
- But be careful, sometimes when you flirt back he may not get it and the whole atmosphere goes to hell.
- Okay, hear me out. He doesn't like ANYONE but himself touching his hair. But there are exceptions when he wants you to get your fingers tangled in his lush hairstyle.
- Kisses... they just are. Usually, instead of short ones, he prefers long and passionate ones.
- *ahem* Make out sessions *ahem*
- Not a huggy type. It's just not his thing.
- But he won't hesitate to rest his arm on your hip or shoulder.
- In fact, he often has his hand on your hip.
- Kissing your hands all the time. ALL THE TIME.
- You know, you're his darling. You are his man/woman. He has to show that he is a gentleman.
- His best line: 'You're almost as handsome/ pretty as I am.'
- Okay, okay... he won't make you do anything, but I'm 100% sure that he would be more than willing to invite you to a bath together.
- Wine (or some fancy drinks), atmosphere, that's all he needs.
- Showing you off strangely often. I mean, he'll still talk about his looks, but he's proud to have you anyway.
- You calling him handsome is absolute music to his ears. Especially when you are alone.
- He's used to being called Phil by you. When you use Philip you are either angry or... in the mood.
- A fancy and exclusive restaurant is the best place for him to take you on a date.
- I have a feeling that he has a lot of complexes which he masks with self-compliments.
- You are kind of his mental support. Not that anything is wrong with his health, but even someone like him needs to talk sometimes.
- Maybe not often, but he can be delightfully clumsy.
- He's so ducking iconic so he can't be changed.
- When you talk to him, you must be clear and direct. Try to avoid metaphors.
"It will be a piece of cake"
- Due to his character, quarrels between you happen.
- He won't admit that easily if he did something wrong.
- In the end he'll say a short 'I'm sorry', of course violating his pride.
- He doesn't like to see when you're sad.
- I don't think he's particularly good at comforting, but he'll try for sure.
- In the early stages of a relationship, it will
be very awkward. Only with time does he come to it more confidently.
- She usually does it with a soft smile. He sees no reason why he should have a sad expression, for him that could only make it worse.
- He calls you by your name most of the time. He also uses 'Sugar' sometimes.
- Quietly judging people is the best you can do together. Standing to the side and mocking quietly won't hurt either.
- "Oh my, have you seen that dress?"
"At this point, I wish I could unsee it"
- Try to wake this man up I dare u.
- Either he just ignores you or he'll ask for a little moment.
- There's also a chance he'll pull you under the covers next to him, and you'll spend the next hour cuddling up to him.
- Showing off to you. Usually it doesn't lead to anything good.
- You literally have a notebook where you write down how many times you saved each other's ass.
- When there's a moment when he doesn't act selfish, enjoy it.
- Now watch your private spy in action. He loves to receive praise.
