Enter The Florpus

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[yoko-hasagagua]

Zim and his Blob that didn’t kill Tallest Miyuki

Although it did eat Tallest Spork

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Tallest Spork would forgive it if he saw it lol it’s adorable!

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AU where Zim didn’t actually killed tallest Miyuki but instead helped her to fake her dead when she discovered that tallest Spork was planning to kill her, Zim did killed Spork cause he hated him for that. 

Zim is only loyal to Miyuki cause she always treated him well despite being considered a defective (he has always know and thinks that it only means that he’s extra especial), and she’s the one that saw his potential and appointed him as one of her main scientist.

Zim knows that his invader mission is fake so he took the opportunity to leave and went to the planet where he knows his tallest is hiding. He just pretends that he knows nothing so he can keep messing with Red and Purple (he doesn’t respect them cause he has know them since they were smeets) and when he met Dib he decided to mess with him too (he still being an asshole). 

He has a good disguise that he only uses when he goes visiting Miyuki, Dib doesn’t recognize him when he wears it and never can find where he goes and it drives him crazy. The year he disappeared he was with her trying to figure out how to save Earth when they discovered it was gonna be destroyed for external causes (maybe a huge asteroid like in Danny Phantom or an invasion for another alien species) so they decided to teleport the entire planet and they decided to do it in the route of the massive so the florpus get rid of them. (Zim did take some videos of him laughing in the toilet to mess with Dib)

Wow this went longer that I expected, sorry if my english is horrible

[yoko-hasagagua]

So… the fairy of inspiration hit me and now I can’t get this out of my head, so I decided to write and draw more about this

I wrote about this in @dumbinvaderzimaus​ in november, I think?

I hope I can do more of this, what do you think?

[dumbinvaderzimaus]

It’s glorious!

[yoko-hasagagua]

More of my AU 

This is from before Zim made his blob

Staring smeet Zim along with two Oc’s that maybe will reappear

I draw this at 2 am, maybe I’ll draw them again later, I’m not in a good mood today

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I love tiny smeet Zim

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Au where human Zim makes friends with Dib bcuz they both passionate about ghosts only to break friendship 3 days later due to cultural differences. Zim was raised in Mexico by a traditional family who respect the dead and celebrate Dia de los Muertos. Dib is an asshole who visits cemeteries and haunted houses to film ghosts, violating their privacy and disturbing their peace.

Ooh I love this!

I could see Dib trying to convince people Zim’s an alien over the argument and starting a full on feud

[yoko-hasagagua]

I’m experimenting with a new style

Zim’s new disguise After the Florpus in my AU 

His skin is still green

He has grown a little, but not that much (he’s so proud of that)

Now he has ears

And somethig silmilar to a nose

His hoodie is purple

Wears a skirt beacuse he thinks is more comfortable (the Gaz-human wears one too and she’s the scariest human so he can wear whatever he want’s because he’s ZIM!)

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I need an Urth Boy hoodie lol

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Idk if someone made this already but AU where Zim has a music cover youtube channel. His singing is amazing but some of his videos were leaked into the alien internet and now aliens of varying species are flying to earth because they mistaken the singing for mating calls.

I love this!!!

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Magnus Archives AU where Dib moves to England and gets hired as an Intern. He annoys the heck out of Jon but he’s one of the best investigators because he isn’t afraid to throw hands with any supernatural being that is looking for a fight.

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I’ve also had the thought that if he ever encountered Gerard Keay they would bond over trench coats/leather jackets and all of the weird stuff they’ve seen and punched

I think they would be friends.

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Also Zim would be terrified of Jane Prentiss because she is an actual earth worm

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The Unknowing would terrify him because his whole goal is to be noticed and The Stranger would ruin his plans of being recognized

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AU where Zim made the Murder Hornets but quickly tabled that idea because they couldn’t be trained and kept coming after him

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Irken antennae help with direction and balance. If it's damaged, the Irken will constantly bump into walls and lose their way.

Based on this guy:

[dumbinvaderzimaus]

There's a lot of College AU content for Dib but I'd just like to throw out the possibility where he's a Film Major. He'd be able to pursue getting video evidence of Zim and just use school as an excuse. Then he could turn it in as a "found footage" short film for a portfolio if he wanted.

Oooh that sounds awesome!

Zim thinks he’s being exposed but everyone is just congratulating him on his acting lol

[scipunk63]

WMMP: Mood.

[dumbinvaderzimaus]

Big mood

[halo-harmonic-deactivated202302]

aaaaaaugh i should be finishing the writing for chapter 8 of my fic but INSTEAD i have decided i wanted to get back into making comic things too so how’s THAT for prioritizing?  ((Still writing it tho too don’t worry lol))

Kinda spoiler-y for chapter 7 but i figured the dialog is vague enough to not give much away while at the same time the interaction being apparent enough to show just what I want to do to help this family get BETTER!!!

also any time to draw Fess all scarred and sad is worthwhile in my book

and dib being so emotional lol poor baby boy

[hashkivenu]

WHAT FIC IS THIS???? I NEED MOAR!!!

@dumbinvaderzimaus plz reblob this amazing comic

[dumbinvaderzimaus]

Omg this is AMAZING!!!!!

[gascreates]

back at it again with dinozim

[hashkivenu]

@dumbinvaderzimaus Dib makes for cute raptor bb

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They’re both precious!!!!

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Everything's reversed, where Dib thinks Zim's just a figment of his imagination, and the people of the Earth are thinking "Why is this alien that could kill us all wasting his time with a scrawny kid"

Dibs 100% sure he’s hallucinating and Zim is living for making him think he lost his mind.

Why take over the world when you can absolutely troll a 12 year old lol

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AU where Zim is unknowingly the Resisty's hero case they think all the destruction he did was intentional. When Zim gets cut off the Empire he doesn't notice cause the Resisty keeps sending him supplies that he thinks are from the Tallest. He continues to mess with the plans of the Irken Armada so the Resisty believes that he's on their side.

I’m 100% on board with this AU, Zim needs some friends lol

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AU where Zim is not a defective invader, but instead an irken specifically programed to test how capable are the Tallest to deal with an almost unstoppable force of destruction. That's why he never gets really punished for his crimes against the Empire, but obviously no one, including him, knows it.

The control brains probably have bets on when someone figures it out/ when Zim just destroys the empire completely

[scipunk63]

Its 5AM and I couldn't rest until I drew this.

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This is hilarious