Its Not That Im Not Horny On Main, Its Just That I

Need my main for non-horny shit ~ MINORS PISS OFF ~ 20s ~ he/it ~ Call me Eggy No I don’t shag and brag so you won’t hear any names ~ If you know me irl, assume nothing about who/what/where and never bring this up ~ CisHets need not interact

[dumpster-himbo]

All of my posts are okay to be reblogged unless otherwise stated in the post or the tags

Also if you are queer, feel free to interact! Send me a message, submit a post, ask me questions, I’m down with all of it 💖

*this does not apply to CisHets, do not touch my posts

[cuteandcrusty]

the thong is hiding a big buttplug 🥵

[dumpster-himbo]

Oh my gay little heart 😍

[bee-rosmyth-art]

My wife, as the sun 💛

[sancti-vulva]

Bringing these back just cause I look hot as fuck in these honesty

Like someone should really buy me more jockstraps 😘

[sancti-vulva]

Was too busy fondling dick this morning and didn’t get any breakfast so now I’m hungry enough to devour a small rural village

(And still thinking about dick)

[sancti-vulva]

Have this really dumb pop song stuck in my head and every time I close my eyes I just see you dancing naked and smiling at me

[sancti-vulva]

If anybody was wondering “does he still look hot in work clothes?”

The answer is: yes he does

[sancti-vulva]

Take a bite, babe

[cuteandcrusty]

our collective got a fancy new mirror in our common room 😇

[dumpster-himbo]

On my way to make full use of that pretty thing you got there

[cuteandcrusty]

have some old pictures I haven't posted yet ^^

I also tried posting a little something extra, but Tumblr wouldn't let me 😥

[dumpster-himbo]

Hnnnnggghh.... babe

[dumpster-himbo]

This could be yours, if you wanted

[dumpster-himbo]

Just to remind yall how fat these tiddies used to be

Wow

[lionheart75]

[depsidase]

[sevaria]

Life’s too short not to get a sex change

[straypupslut-deactivated2022090]

it’s such a shame my dumb puppy mouth isn’t being filled right now. no one is tugging me by my hair to make me go deeper, making my eyes tear up a little. they would call me such a good boy for taking so much, as i desperately grind against their thigh, making a mess all over them. but i’m such a good boy, arent i? they don’t mind the mess, they encourage it. they know i cant help but whimper when they press their leg against my soaked boy pussy, such a pitiful thing. i want to be someone’s favorite toy to push over the limit until all i can do is whine for more.

[dumpster-himbo]

Feeling like spanking a pretty little thing before rimming them till they’re shaking