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A song about heartbreak is always a good song because heartbreak is always in style.

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I wanna see Kevin Bacon play the next Norman Osborn.

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I got vaccinated and my goldfish died 4 years later. Coincidence?

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I got vaccinated as a child and now I have a bad back. Coincidence?

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Vaccinating your child will literally unleash Satan from Hell.

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Vaccines cause not holding the door for others.

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Vaccines cause country music.

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Vaccines cause fascism.

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Vaccines cause Baptism.

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Vaccines cause Botulism.

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Instagram's new algorithm is fucked. Why is it always skanks and models when I'm next to my girlfriend but only baseball and babies when I'm alone?

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What does God look like?

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Not the full convo, but you get the gist.

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Women! Can’t live with ‘em.

Because I’m not financially stable and potentially putting financial stress on her and our relationship would be the end of us and I can’t live without her. 

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Curse of the Goat. #gododgers #dodgers #cubs #curse #nlcs #playoffs #halloween #pumpkin #jackolantern #goat (at Echo Park Lake)

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Smoking that Chris Brown. It’ll kick your ass so good you come back for more.

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Have you ever wanted to die?

Honestly.