Drunk elven googling

@balroggoogles TRIM YOUR NAILS!

#Glorfindel googles

alkjira

Serious question time.

If you could control one animal species, which species would that be?

larksart-deactivated20180904

So I've been thinking, and while having the ability to actually control my dog would be nice and I do love the idea of a puppy army, I would have to in fact choose crows.

We have six murders at least around my house, and being able to have them be my buddies would be fantastic.

“reasons to wear a helmet in battle” by ecthelion

a) DO defeat a balrog with your amazing headgear b) DON’T have a balrog drag you into a void by your hair

[cue pointed look at glorfindel]

#Had to respond #Funny shit about glory and his hair

It was One time!

gil-galadgoogles

Should @elrondgoogles, @glorfindelgoogles, @cirdangoogles, @elrosgoogles, and I start a boy-band together?

Wondeful idea, my lad! Although I think I might be little bit too old for it…

gil-galadgoogles

What are you talking about? Of course you’re not

For all I know, the boy band members tend to be young, or at least much younger than me…

*krhm* but, well, one would say a little bit of experience is never a bad thing.

gil-galadgoogles

Cirdan… you’re an elf. There’s no such thing as too old

And anyway, all boy-bands have their archetypes. There’s the bad-boy, the sweetheart, the shy one, the funny one, and the mature one. You can be the latter.

Well, that sounds good! Now we need to get @elrondgoogles @elrosgoogles and @glorfindelgoogles with us.

Sign me up! Which one am I?

#Glorfindel googles

How to tell @glorfindelgoogles that I borrowed Asfaloth

That’s my horse lady!

My sincerest apologies…he likes me though

#Glorfindel googles #Elessargoogles #Arwengoogles #I swear I will be that annoying relative that will remind people of their pimply teenage years

Of course he likes you, he's a flirt and he knows how to sweet talk. So long as I'm not involved with secret midnight rendezvous with little Estel, you can borrow Asfaloth

How to tell @glorfindelgoogles that I borrowed Asfaloth

#Still kinda active just busy #also too good to pass up #Arwengoogles

That's my horse lady!

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

Already one up on that *other fellowship* we have kick ass ladies as part of our fellowship.

How to avoid being smote by @elrondgoogles when he inevitably finds out

We will be amazing. I can ask my brothers to join in, we wanted to join the quest of @thoringoogles to slay the dragon, but ada wouldn’t let us

How to keep your father from finding out that you are joining the most kick-ass fellowship ever

Dwarves had @balingoogles

The fellowship of the Ring had @gandalfgoogles

You children can have me

Because every fellowship needs that wise old man with great beard and ‘I’m way too old for this shit’ mentality and I’m perfect elf for that job.

Besides I have over 10000 years of experience of this ‘stay alive’ stuff.

balingoogles

Just.. avoid Moria, @cirdangoogles. For some reason, I think us old wise people fare badly there. Not entirely sure why…

Thank you for advice, @balingoogles I’ll do that. I’m not sure either, but maybe it’s the air. Air that old must do weird things to even the greatest of minds. That’s one of the reasons why I prefer to stay near the sea: it may be cold and the wind may try to bite your ears off but damn that fresh air keeps your mind clear.

@glorfindelgoogles is it okay if this fellowship doesn’t go to Moria

I’ve heard that it’s very beautiful at the Gap of Rohan in this time of year.

As long as they have good wine. Mirkwood and raiding that wine cellar.

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

turingoogles

Same you have my…weapons

morgothgoogles

Can I join? What will be the quest?

Uuuuuhhhh,

How to refuse a valar without getting completely obliterated from history….

morgothgoogles

Please, all I want is to make friends. and some shiny jewels.

#Glorfindel googles #Morgoth problems

You... You realise that's how your problems started the last time

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

turingoogles

Same you have my…weapons

morgothgoogles

Can I join? What will be the quest?

#Glorfindel googles #Oh dear Valar #Aren't you in the void?

Uuuuuhhhh,

How to refuse a valar without getting completely obliterated from history....

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

Already one up on that *other fellowship* we have kick ass ladies as part of our fellowship.

How to avoid being smote by @elrondgoogles when he inevitably finds out

We will be amazing. I can ask my brothers to join in, we wanted to join the quest of @thoringoogles to slay the dragon, but ada wouldn’t let us

How to keep your father from finding out that you are joining the most kick-ass fellowship ever

Dwarves had @balingoogles

The fellowship of the Ring had @gandalfgoogles

You children can have me

Because every fellowship needs that wise old man with great beard and ‘I’m way too old for this shit’ mentality and I’m perfect elf for that job.

Besides I have over 10000 years of experience of this ‘stay alive’ stuff.

You're in!

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

theodengoogles

I can provide horses

#Glorfindel googles #Now we need someone to handle the wine #Alright the first quest is raiding thranduil's wine cellar

HORSES? you're in!

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

turingoogles

Same you have my…weapons

#Glorfindel googles #Fellowship creating and you #This is easy #Why was elrond complaining so much?#Do we need hobbits #I heard thry were lucky

Yes! A dragonslayer!... Suck it @elrondgoogles

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we’ll be the coolest.

I’m in

#Glorfindel googles #Arwengoogles #Freringoogles #Making a better fellowship than Elrond any day

Already one up on that *other fellowship* we have kick ass ladies as part of our fellowship.

How to avoid being smote by @elrondgoogles when he inevitably finds out

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

#Freringoogles #Glorfindel answers #Fellowship 101 #No blond elves from mirkwood allowed

Excellent, now we need 7 others and we'll be the coolest.

Creating your own fellowship

#Glorfindel googles #Totally cooler than legolas

lindirgoogles

How to “politely tell the dwarves that harp and flute music IS real music

kiligoogles

Not the way you play it.

taurielgoogles

@lindirgoogles you poncy rivendell elves couldn’t tell music from an orc giving birth

lindirgoogles

At least we Rivendell elves can hold our wine

thranduilgoogles

@lindirgoogles if you can call that fermented-grape-flavored water you Rivendell elves drink “wine”.

elrondgoogles

we fight at dawn

lindirgoogles

contact info for @glorfindelgoogles