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TEXT: JP
Ron: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEST DUDE!! DO THE CELEBRATING THING WELL, AND TAKE CARE OF THAT GREAT BOD OF YOURS - WHICH BASICALLY MEANS EAT ALL THE FOOD (WITH ME) BC WE TRAIN A LOT SO WE NEED FUEL. That, and food is always exciting so...
Ron: Rufus is wishing you a happy birthday too!!
Ron’s hot! He needs to stop waiting around to be pulled out of the friendzone by his bff, and just start making out with people already.
(via cherrygrcvegossip)
Hi, actual person here. Not waiting around for anything. Just not into making out with just anyone. I’ll get there. Thanks for your concern.
fightsxng:
What about sour? Like gummi worms.
I... never actually tried that. I can’t believe I’ve never tried that, what even?
fightsxng:
Like butter or toffee? Because I don’t like my popcorn without at least one of those.
That would make it less healthy, yeah... I’m more of a sucker for sweet and salty. Or spicy.
fightsxng:
Roo was very understanding, even though he’s not as crazy about junk food as his mommy is. He prefers sweetcorn over popcorn. I raised a strange child.
Popcorn is healthy! It’s just corn that popped with hot air. It’s just the things you add to it that might be unhealthy...
fightsxng:
I might have accidentally poured popcorn over my son…
A fitting response. And hey, who doesn’t like a popcorn shower?
fightsxng:
Plus, Tommy and Kimberly foreverrrrrrr!
Remember when they were shown together in the new movie?? Good times.
fightsxng:
The most badass. Who’s your favourite?
Tommy probably. He’s so cool.
fightsxng:
KIMBERLY! Because she’s tough and wears pink.
A good choice. Definitely a badass.
fightsxng:
Roo’s dad is taking him to Pittsburgh to visit some family for a few days, so it looks like I’m watching Mighty Morphins on my own tonight.
Okay okay, but who’s your favourite ranger??
FMK: Farrah, Rita, Kim.
LISTEN this- why are you all trying to either kill me, or get me killed? But at the same time I’ve committed to this honest hour thing, and now I have to go through with it… FINE, BUT IF I DIE, IT’S ON YOU.
I’ll marry KP, she’s my best bud. I’ll fu- OKAY BUT WHY DOES ‘FUCK’ HAVE TO BE SO HARSH SOUNDING?? Anyways, I guess I’ll fuck Farrah, and I’m not going to explain any reasoning behind this, I just want it to be over. So I guess that means I’ll kill Rita. Except lets make that kiss, because killing is bad, and Rita would and could kill me for this otherwise.
I’M GOING TO DIE NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY?
keepflapping:
That’s the correct answer and I’m sorry for ever doubting you, Ronny. I’ll bring you nacho pizza to make up for it.
You’re the best! I’m changing my answer, I’ll marry you because you bring me nacho pizza.
FMK: Farrah, Rita, Kim.
LISTEN this- why are you all trying to either kill me, or get me killed? But at the same time I’ve committed to this honest hour thing, and now I have to go through with it… FINE, BUT IF I DIE, IT’S ON YOU.
I’ll marry KP, she’s my best bud. I’ll fu- OKAY BUT WHY DOES ‘FUCK’ HAVE TO BE SO HARSH SOUNDING?? Anyways, I guess I’ll fuck Farrah, and I’m not going to explain any reasoning behind this, I just want it to be over. So I guess that means I’ll kill Rita. Except lets make that kiss, because killing is bad, and Rita would and could kill me for this otherwise.
I’M GOING TO DIE NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY?
keepflapping:
When you say you ‘want it to be over’, do you mean our hypothetical sex, Ronny? Or the question. Because I get the question because wow, nonny, super intrusive, much? But if it’s the sex then WOW, RONNY, RUDE, MUCH? I still love you but woooooooow.
You know I meant the question, Far. Come on, don’t you start attacking me too. Have you seen the questions I have been asked? It’s been a rough night for me… I’ll never want our hypothetical sex to ‘just be over’.
FMK: Farrah, Rita, Kim.
LISTEN this- why are you all trying to either kill me, or get me killed? But at the same time I’ve committed to this honesty hour thing, and now I have to go through with it… FINE, BUT IF I DIE, IT’S ON YOU.
I’ll marry KP, she’s my best bud. I’ll fu- OKAY BUT WHY DOES ‘FUCK’ HAVE TO BE SO HARSH SOUNDING?? Anyways, I guess I’ll fuck Farrah, and I’m not going to explain any reasoning behind this, I just want it to be over. So I guess that means I’ll kill Rita. Except lets make that kiss, because killing is bad, and Rita would and could kill me for this otherwise.
I’M GOING TO DIE NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY?
Would you rather give up nachos or pizza?
I’D RATHER DIE. Okay no that’s maybe a bit dramatic, but why are you trying to kill me?? This is literally the most difficult question! I mean- under what circumstances would I even have to give up one of them?? It doesn’t exist, and otherwise that’d just be torture! Honestly, this is just such a rude question, why don’t you just stick a knife in my throat - it’d hurt less.
... Pizza. I’d give up pizza. BUT ONLY IF I REALLY HAD TO, LIKE LIFE AND DEATH SITUATIONS. LIKE GIVE UP PIZZA, OR THIS BUS FULL OF TODDLERS DIES.
Cutest cheerleader? Kim excluded.
Okay but have you seen them? They’re literally are cute and beautiful. There’s really no correct answer to this, that won’t end up with me getting slapped by at least one of them. Literally every single one of them is qualified as the cutest cheerleader, including Kim who for some reason I have to exclude.
If you mean adorably cute, then Misty wins hands down. Not only is she tiny, but she’s just the most innocent and soft little thing to exist.
But purely based on looks, there’s literally no way I can answer this question.
TEXT: RITA
Ron: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RITA!! Have the best day, and have loads of food, because you deserve it! Rufus is sending you his love too. A picture is coming next.
Ron: http://bit.ly/2AgkxLj
Ron: ENJOY YOUR DAY
FMK: JP, Kim, and Iris?
Listen this is rude, and from now on the K will stand for kiss because I am not killing ANYONE.
I’ll marry JP because clearly he is my soulmate and one true love. I’ll kiss Iris, because she’s a sunshine and deserves no less. I’ll fu- wait no, this isn’t what I- I mean, Kim’s my best pal and she deserves better than to be dragged into something as demeaning as this would suggest. FOND OF, THE F STANDS FOR FOND OF. I AM FOND OF KP.
kimispossible:
Wow.
I SAID FOND OF. Now don’t you dare mock me, KP.
