Black Jack

  [Indie OC  Roleplay Blog || Written by Alice]  

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[ I will be completely redoing this blog!!! ]

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“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”

@tablexturned

“Maybe you should have done crack instead of going here and bothering me?” The demon said and smirked at her. Plus point for him. 

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“Orfeo scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”

@lcnelychild

“Really? For me he seems to be less scary…more annoyed if you ask me. But since he has a human form he seems to be nicer, but what do I know? I don’t talk all too much with him”

[rpmemesalot]

Some Muse Questions

What do you like about your muse? What do you dislike?

If you could change one thing about your muse or their history, what would it be?

What are your favorite ships with your character? Least favorite?

Are there any specific plots that you would like to play with them?

Are there any specific characters you would like to play against?

Is there something that you would never, ever play out?

If your character did not have the role they did now, what do you think they would be doing?

Pick an important event in your muse’s life. Tell us how different they would be if it hadn’t happened.

How much would your muse change if they were the opposite gender/sex?

Is your muse in love? With who and why? How do they feel about this?

If your character does not have a headcanon voice, do you have one for them?

How comfortable are they with their own body?

Do they believe in true love?

What Hogwarts house would they be in and why?

Does your character believe anime is real?

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9.26.13

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shit my history prof says

some of the bullshit that’s come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.

“You shouldn’t walk through fire. That’s why God made it so hot.”

“Well, I’m ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.”

“I don’t care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, you’re dead.”

“He’s like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.”

“___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”

“And it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.”

“YOU’RE THE SHIT!”

“At my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.”

“You can’t even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun! Do it for Jesus!” 

“This is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.”

“I’m sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless it’s like, a pie.”

“One crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.”

“The question isn’t why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.”

“If you haven’t seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.”

“First thing’s first, I’m kind of an asshole.”

“And that’s why my girlfriend doesn’t take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didn’t want to go in the first place.”

“Moral of the story? When something isn’t yours, you treat it like shit.” 

“I like woodchucks. They’re the fat kids of the forest.”

“When the wind blows it’s like Satan’s hairdryer.”

“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”

“It’s like you know what they’re saying but you’re having a stroke.”

“No one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.”

“Don’t do that. You’ll get warm. Then you’ll get sleepy. Then you’ll get dead.”

“This war takes fucking FOREVER.”

“It’s like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where you’re in Vegas and drinking together, but then you’re digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.”

“He’s pretty much his sugar daddy.”

“Children are like little drunk people.”

“If you’re going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonald’s, you’re kind of an asshole.”

“How many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Let’s find out!” 

“I say it’s a dead dog story, but I promise there’s a funny ending.”

“It’s like crack, if crack was cheese.”

“Picture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.”

“It’s like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.”

“He smells like something from the X-Files.”

“There are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.”

“Why? Aesthetic.”

“If you’re looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.”

“Why does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.”

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Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.

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mun related

send me one ( or more ) of the following.

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played

♫ ━ a small playlist for a muse of your choice

ღ ━ favorite canon ships for your muse(s). are there any you dislike?

✄ ━ do you have any artistic abilities? If so, what can you do?

☀ ━ how long have you been roleplaying? how did you get into it?

❤ ━ do you have any crackships for your muse?

♕ ━ which fictional characters are your favorites?

回 ━ what are your top four favorite shows?

◈  ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing

↓ ━ have you had any bad experiences with roleplaying?

☾ ━ how many pets do you own? if none, what kind of animals do you like?

♣ ━ share five random facts about yourself

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Send a 🍭 for a random fact about the Mun

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for every 🍂 I get, I'll reveal one of the most important people in my muse's life

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muse-related munday memes

some of these may not apply to everyone!

☯ - which muse are you not active anymore on but wish you were? ☮ - if you could take on the appearance of your muse would you? ♧ - what fandom do you really want to join in the rp community? ♢ - how many muses do you have? ♔ - list all of your muses, active and non-active ✮ - if you have an(y) oc(s) what was your inspiration to make them? ▲ - do you make other rp blogs easily?  ✘ - what portrayal are you really proud of? ▼ - which blog’s graphics are you most proud of? ✖ - is it difficult for you to think of an autoplay for your muses in general? ✿ - why did you choose to make your muse? ❃ - what’s a really small way you’re similar to your muse?

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@tablexturned

The demon would play another game, waiting for someone to lose. The loser wouldn’t only lose his money, but also his soul. Some people were pretty stupid for betting their lifes for some money, however the demon didn’t mind at all. 

But as soon as the door opened and a woman stepped in, he looked up. For a moment the blond frowned. From the first two seconds he could say that she wasn’t normally, but maybe it was just of her appearance. However a little smile soon appeared on the demon’s face. “Hello darling! Are you here to play a little game?” Daniel asked with way too sweet voice. 

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" Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. "

@tablexturned

The demon looked first confused at the other before a little smirk appeared on his face and he started to laugh. “What have you drunk?” he asked and shook his head. “Have you ever been to Japan?”

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❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme

So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’

‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’ 

‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’

‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’

‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’ 

‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’

‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’

‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’

‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’

‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’

‘ Please try this religion. ’

‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’

‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’

‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’

‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’

‘ Hire a samurai. ’

‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’

‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’

‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’

‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’

‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’

‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’

actually a Typhoon

‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’

‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’

‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’

‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’

‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’

‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’ 

‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’

‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’

‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’

‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’

‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’

‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’

‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’

‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’

‘ Can you maybe chill? ’

(scared of russia)

‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’

[You’ve got mail].

‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’

(1) new war request.

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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“why can you never trust atoms? they make up everything!”

@lcnelychild || Meme

“From where do you actually get those puns? Seriously, you need to tell me. I don’t really get them but they seem to be funny” Daniel shook his head a little. Well, he didn’t really get it, but he would totally try those out at some point.