Connolly

they/he queer dyke grad student hot mom enthusiast 23

[clickrtrained-deactivated202512]

i love dykes and i hate cops

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[dykesummer]

Was looking at a Sam Smith album with a release date of 2017 and got knocked back on my ass, wind whooshing out of my lungs, from the realization that that was 9 (almost 10) years ago sobbing, heaving, time is so cruel

[lovelysuggestions]

The sun will always rise and dogs always be happy to see you

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[jstor]

Happy Pride! JSTOR Daily has a round up of LGBTQ+ articles happening this month - check them out: https://daily.jstor.org/lgbtq-pride-month-editors-picks/

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[animentality]

[ladyaldhelm]

What is happening to people????

[aidashakur]

Forever traumatized by realizing that no amount of love can change someone who finds losing you easier than facing their own behavior.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[wetheurban]

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

my eyes lock onto fat strong men in public like a sighthound on a squirrel

[kosmogrl]

[fairyinthetrees]

summer trends 2025

[fairyinthetrees]

let's try this again. summer trends 2026

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

Ah, cool!

Love a cephalopod, me.

[superiorcanine]

[dykesummer]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest