[oceanflowerrs]

trying to make an agegap hot but its not that much of a gap: hahaha when you were born i was. well i knew the alphabet

[forlorn-plushie]

I'm not personally into feederism but it produces a lot of fat women who like to show off, so it's a huge W in my book.

[tpup]

"rimming" seems to imply stopping short of spreading cheeks & getting your tongue as far inside as it can reach but "eating ass" has been watered down into meaninglessness by people who don't have sex and "analingus" is a remarkably unsexy word

[tpup]

I can't reach the prostate with my tongue but I'd love to die trying

[sapphling]

butch bashfully but enthusiastically consenting to let a lover dress them up and play around with emasculating them a little bit 🤝 petrification sorcerer who will not be clarifying what she actually meant when she asked to "doll them up"

[kill-jar-dyke]

"kill jar, then cum jar"

-rat

[transdickhandhookcardoor]

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

[windup-angel]

the fuckin

underneath

[nyxtickled]

cnc but you have to say your safeword 2x, so you get to experience the beautiful masochistic terror of your safeword being ignored and you can even keep enduring more and begging for mercy but you just have to say it one more time to really make it end

[nyxtickled]

ok wait no. cnc but you roll one die with your eyes closed before you start. your dom sees the number but you don’t. that’s how many times you’ll have to say your safeword, so you just end up crying it out anywhere from 1-6 times (two dice if you’re feeling super masochistic so it’s 2-12 times) and you can keep begging and pleading and screaming as you try to endure longer, but you’ll just have to hit the magic number eventually to make it end

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

what kind of pussy ass sadomasochist do you have to be to censor the word sadomasochism. real sadomasochists don't kowtow to an algorithm. please ignore the skull

[unprotectedmechs]

“you’re such a fucking pervert for enjoying this” to someone who is clearly not enjoying it

[sharkgirldick]

"You're so mean to me!" Uh huh. Take your pants off and bend over the bed.

[kill-jar-dyke]

pro tip: remember to take pictures of your doll as you take it apart! that way you don't forget where things go during reassembly. also you can send those pictures to hot dykes on the Internet! also also you can send those pictures to your doll when you want to make it turn nice and pink when it checks it's phone, ideally in public spaces!

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

anal but it's through the bars of your cage

[sapphling]

i think it's cool that being a cocktease is just something you can pretty much do forever without facing any consequences

[foxpuppyangel]

[kill-jar-dyke]

they should make a type of blank that's safe to fire inside a girl's mouth

[emmett-time]

me and my owner fuck loud as hell if you cant handle that go to a different petco

[sunfortune]

booktok did ruin a lot of romance novels bc of the demand for instant gratification but culturally it is kind of a slay that so many young women are just reading smut and masturbating all day #respect

[weirdplushie]

Plushie whose fur is soooo soft you just can’t help but pet them. Maybe your hands wander a bit and suddenly they’re blushing and trying to hide their soft moans, but what does that matter? Cute little toys have soft fur to be pet don’t they?