THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAR

late 20s, it/they, tme, 18+ only

[sapphling]

parsley sometimes; late 20s, tme, agender lesbian, marxist-leninist, switch vers, it/its or they if you want. not a woman or a man

poly & annoying about it, engaged to the love of my life

minors dni

i don't respond to DMs that often bc i'm overwhelmable, this is not personal

i follow from @aplanetofawesomesize

don't send me callouts

blacklist #cnc// if you don't want to see cnc

things i will automatically block for:

terfs, radfems, and other transmisogynists

fascists, ancaps, liberals, zionists

transandrophobia truthers (misandry is not real in any capacity)

eating disorder blogs

blogs with "obese" or other anti fat terms in url (i understand this can be done in reclamation and/or for fetish purposes & bear no ill will when it is, but i don't want to see it in my notes for my own peace; feel free to follow me from another url)

people who are weird and aggro about bi lesbians (this has no material impact on you, grow up)

anyone engaging in kink (especially cnc) who doesn’t use a RACK approach/doesn’t seem to have a firm handle on consent, boundaries, reality vs kink space, etc.

anyone who engages in the seasonal tumblr harassment campaigns against transfems

people who are cruel to my friends

[sapphling]

all people DO stop smiling once they get what they've been begging for

[sapphling]

i'll genuinely forget shrek is a multiple installments movie franchise and not just something apollo the parrot likes to say

[sapphling]

grope its fat arms friday

[sapphling]

ball-less dildo with no shaft

[sapphling]

the thing is that "privilege" is just gonna be a nebulous nonsense word without any actual meaning if you aren't able to conceptualize it as privilege *over*, and material benefit resulting from the exploitation of, another type of person. it is not a "makes only a very specific type of cishet white guy's life automatically easy at the expense of probably nobody else" button

[melanchol1e-deactivated20250809]

shirazi pigeons

[sapphling]

if i can't act like a cocktease it will cause me actual medical harm

[sapphling]

i wish that everyone in dropout cheats on their wife try guy style and the john mulaney parasociality piranhas strip the flesh from their bones in a matter of minutes

[cdigoddess]

everyone on dropout has this bloodthirsty look in their eyes like they'd kill you in an instant for a cameo in brooklyn 99

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[16-14]

kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me

[16-14]

does it faster when you aren't looking

[jacktwist2005]

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

[sapphling]

fun thing about advertising data is that last night i found out that while me and a thin friend have been listening to the same podcast only i have been getting bombarded by glp-1 ads during it lmao

[newyorkkiss]