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Dylan O'Brien Twenty-Seven | Suffering Mets fan | Mediocre Actor **this is for rp ONLY. **

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I wanna remember you. Remember us. You know, before.

[dylcbriens]

TEXT ➵ DYL.

Adelaide: well i am an actor after all, i get paid to lie. although, i can't remember exactly what you're accusing me of lying about but i doubt you're right. i also don't like you so we can happily move on now so i can stop rolling my eyes. you suck !! but don't worry, i'll get you singing that song eventually. i'm dirty minded ?? never. i'm an angel sent from above.

Adelaide: can't say it was my favourite experience tho ;)

Dylan: we do get paid to lie but you can't lie to your /friends/, addy. i can see right through you and i know you love me deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down. gosh, you're such a buzzkill. like kick a man when he's down, why don't you? you know, just for you i may sing it so you can admit it to yourself that i am quite cool. HA. right. total angel.

Dylan: good thing it wasn't just once then, right? ;)

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text; bumblebee 🐝

hailee: if you can pull a john cena and not flinch when a car is coming at you at a full speed then i think you can do it. i'm imagining it and i think you should do it. we'll be sure to give you some cushion for support so you don't get badly hurt or damaged.

hailee: OFC OFC i'm jokinggg. i would never want to be a dream killer. i'm very sorry, please forgive meeee. we need you to get up to at least a 5 on the game scale. you said she was lame already :P but she was pretty lame just think about it.

dylan: pretty sure i would shit myself but it's worth the try. especially with john just coming at me full force. i've thought about how awful it must feel to even get flicked by john let alone run over by him. at this point, i've been through the ringer on injuries so what's another one to add to the list?

dylan: YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DREAM KILLER. nah, i'm kidding. you're pretty cool... sometimes. at least a five? now that is setting me up for failure already because you know i'm a solid -2. maybe she was lame?? but so is the dude that plays bumblebee, you know?

[dylcbriens]

text ➝ gambino.

donald: consider it your new title! 'bumblebee, dylan o'brien' crossed my mind but it just doesn't have that same ring to it, y'know? it's cute tho. i'm honored! now, if only i can motivate myself. would it be weird to listen to myself while working out? be honest. uh, i'm not /great/ but that doesn't stop me from grooving. show up to coachella & witness the drunk uncle dancing in the flesh, you will not be disappointed.

dylan: that one is still settling into my head because WHOA, that happened. can't say i'm used to hearing it but it feels pretty legit. that just means that i will have to come up with my own just for you, buddy! just wait for it all, it's going to make you so emotional you're not going to know what to do. nah, you're sick so why not embrace your own talent when you're childish gambino?? not great? sounds like something that whiskey might be able to treat for the time being. BRO! would you hate me if i said i've never been to a coachella? and you're just making me kick myself for never going because what a sight to behold.

[dylcbriens]

vicxjustice·:

Oh my God, yes, let’s! That man was a fine looking piece of water and believe me, I was quite thirsty every single Tuesday night. I think it would be if the ladies were cannibals, Dyl.. I’ll teach you how to be better at it though.

who knew that you were so in love with him, vic? i am learning so much and i don’t know if my brain can process it all. i need to be taught a lot of things if that’s the case because i’m so behind on all this smooth talking. 

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jfcboe·:

you’re in for such a treat, my friend. do i look like a girl who could ever harm a single hair on a persons head? i’m a total sweetheart. i definitely have seen one too many true crime documentaries, though, so who knows? bitter and single you is still having a valid opinion. is your opinion only valid because you’re agreeing with me? maybe so. you’re right, though. i get so annoyed when i want to buy chocolate but have to pay double the normal price for it during the beginning of february. that seems unfair. i feel like guys should get something, too. what would you want if some girl decided to spoil you, dylan? i have no clue what to get him. i’m not even dating the hypothetical guy, so maybe i shouldn’t get him anything.

you seem like you could surprise a man, so i don’t know if i can answer that honestly just yet. do you watch those ‘fatal attraction’ shows or something like that? at least that gets you prepared for the worst case that you do run into someone a little bit insane and can make your way out. don’t do anything those people do in the shows. it may be because of my bitter hate for valentine’s day but it’s also because you’re right about it. just seems all so superficial, you know? right? like why can’t i just get the half priced candy in the beginning of february? shit, i’m a really simple guy. mostly going with METS tickets and a nice dinner at home. that would be the extent of my spoiling if i were to be. maybe you should just do a nice gesture? you don’t even have to commit to getting him anything considering you and this hypothetical man aren’t exclusive. you could just do something thoughtful and i’m sure that will be appreciated all the same.

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fametherock·:

Okay, you caught me off guard with that answer I admit.  I am actually okay with that though.  Nice to meet you, Dylan, my eldest daughter is a huge fan of yours.  

always have to keep people on their toes. can’t say i’m disappointed in myself for that one, i’m just not a big work out junkie. my couch is my best friend. it’s awesome to meet you, man. that’s really really sweet to hear. she a fan of teen wolf?

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patmahomes5: dude. agreed. especially nacho fries. @dylanobrien

dylanobrien: @patmahomes5 dude!!! where have you been all my life? for real though, the shit was made from heaven. i'm convinced.

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gditomhol: dude, hard agree @dylanobrien

dylanobrien: @gditomhol like why are they lying to themselves like that? cruelty.

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dylanobrien: to those who don't believe that food can solve everything: you lie.

[mieczlw-a]

[dylcbriens]

😉

😉 …someone my muse has had sex with.

adelaide @adevkane

[dylcbriens]

😒 👻 💘 👫

😒 …someone my muse hates.

don’t necessarily hate anyone. i don’t really enjoy the presence of some people but not a hateful guy so sorry to disappoint with this one. 

👻 - answered!

💘- answered!

👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse.

someone who probably doesn’t realize how insane they are for it. 

[dylcbriens]

💘

💘 …someone my muse has a crush on.

you’ve finally gave me a chance to express my undying love and devotion for the sexiest person i’ve ever know. i can’t even begin to describe how deep my love is for him, for his entire demeanor and presence in my life. just how over all sense of humor and heart is some of the things i love most about him. i honestly don’t know what i would do if he wasn’t sending me his nudes every single morning. i would be so lost without you, tyler garcia posey. @fcktpose

[dylcbriens]

💔💋👻💩

💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart.

she knows who she is.

💋 …someone my muse used to date.

brittany, i guess. @wtfbrob

👻 - answered!

💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires.

gigi hadid. it’s like an instant head ache when she opens her mouth but she’s successful and hardworking so - kudos to her? @thequeenbee-gi

[dylcbriens]

🔥💀👻

🔥…someone my muse would die for.

my sister, julia. pretty basic but she’s my rock and best friend. 

💀 …someone my muse would kill for.

going to jail for people? yikes. however, i’d have to say jules again and maybe tyler. @fcktpose

👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.

this is an obvious one since tyler has always been the love of my life and best friend since back in the day. he was always at my side through my darkest of times and when he just wanted to annoy the shit outta me. also just any of my teen wolf family since we all bonded for so long. when i tell you we’ve all clicked from day one there is no lie there. every single one of them have been supportive and protective over each other. also maybe, joseph, but that’s only on a good day. @fcktpose, @crystalmxo, @adevkane, @hoechlbeared, @joekccry​

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February 2, 2019 - February 4, 2019

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🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves.  😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.

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