Welcome To My Life

[milestellers]

[thatcurlyhurdgirl-blog]

I will reblog this everyday

[moonemojii]

[25thpresident-deactivated201611]

when ur iphone charger breaks but ur sibling has one that works

[4444555666777888999]

Me passing a truck when I drive

[tastefullyoffensive]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

This is the funniest fuking thing

[cafiffle]

lump

[owls-parliament]

please do not scare the lump

[kimojunk]

Lump trumpet

[awwww-cute]

[wannajoke]

[alphaxalfa-blog]

[thislifeshitistrash]

*four push-ups

[quixon]

*half a pull up

[wtfced]

*wakes up before noon

[itsexclusive]

*runs up a flight of stairs.

[beingjayecee]

*Puts gym clothes on to do house work*

[domaaay]

*buys a cute water bottle*

[itsmydayoff]

*drinks a glass of water

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

*Looks at weight*

[tittytaytay]

*eats one apple*

[pinkgliitter]

*Eats one piece of lettuce*

[onlytwitterpics]

[fatandbougie]

😩😩😩 black people play entirely too much.

[alluringdisaster]

Lmaoooo

[itsfaybabyxoxo]

“He ain’t shit..he ain’t shit” 😂😂

[hennndo]

😂😂

[purplelittlemermaid]

Lmaooo

[toughboitears]

OMFG WHO MADE THIS SHIT?!?!

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

gf: come over

me: I can’t, I lost my ability to fly

gf: I just found how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop

me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[garlicknotz-deactivated20151118]