[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

[homosexualprofessional]

That is the face of a man with no regrets

[buttpoems]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Twitter moments basically suck most of the time but occasionally it brings the good stuff

[d0gbl0g]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

[emptycinema]

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

[charliesbeer]

HE DID THIS

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[pukicho]

[0182jdjcid82737392jfjcjdjdj2838]

I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

[serotoninbluemmy]

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[beyonslayed]

I’ve never seen more relatable content in my life omg

[stability]

[longbeachgriffy]

working in retail

[the-terminal-show]

@sailor-jujubean