BlastyBitch

I make very gay posts. You’re welcome.

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Fem Krbk:

Kirishima: “You know what your problem is?”

Bakugou: “Oh I don’t know Shitty Hair what do you think my problem is huh!?”

Kirishima: “You just can’t seem to figure out when to accept defeat. Sometimes people lose, it’s not the end of the world.”

Bakugou: “Yeah!? You’re one to talk! How often do you go into something expecting to win and then get all butt hurt when you don’t??”

Kirishima: “At least I’m not throwing a chair at someone over it!”

Bakugou: “Nooooo, you just throw yourself!”

Kirishima: “Alright you got me there… But nonetheless!”

Bakugou: “You know what, I’m done, I’m not having this conversation with a cheater. I want a fucking divorce.”

Kirishima: “Yeah!? Bet you’ll enjoy that!”

Bakugou: “I’m taking everything in the divorce you dumbass of course I’ll enjoy it!!”

Kirishima: “OH REAL FUCKING MATURE!”

Denki: “So are y’all gonna trade properties or?…”

Bakugou: “…”

Kirishima: “…”

Bakugou: “I ain’t trading shit until you give me the goddamn railroads!”

Kirishima: “Go fuck yourself!”

Mina: “This is gonna be a long game of monopoly isn’t it?..”

Sero and Jirou: “Yyup.”

(The two went back to normal as if nothing happened the moment the game was over.)

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I might end up posting some more short fanfics on here so stay tuned lol

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I keep forgetting that tumblr exists

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Krbk Prototype AU:

Bakugou: “You know Kiri, for someone who’s extremely tough and manly, I get the feeling you’ve got a softer side to you than even I do.”

Kirishima: “Wha- I do not!!”

Bakugou: “Nothing to be ashamed of Shima.”

Kirishima: “You’ve got no proof of that Blasty.”

Bakugou: “Oh yeah?”

Kirishima: “Yeah.”

Bakugou: “Ok, so I must’ve imagined you snuggling up to me last night at our sleepover saying that, and I quote, ‘If anyone fucking touches you, looks at you, or talks to you wrong I’m going to prison.’ Right?”

Kirishima: …

Bakugou: “Yeah what I thought, don’t worry though, it was adorable and I have no intention of telling anyone.” *wink*

Kirishima: “If you did I’d have to beat the shit out of you.”

Bakugou: “Yeahhh… But then you’d also have to send yourself to prison all bloody.”

Kirishima: “Why can’t you threaten everyone like that again?”

Bakugou: “Because that’s mean! And besides, we both know I’m not serious. That would only happen if someone hurt YOU.”

Kirishima: “You scare me sometimes.”

Bakugou: 🙂

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The Krbk prototype AU has to be one of my favorites. Honestly I kinda wanna start writing more fanfics about it.

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Pee is the lemon juice of the human body

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I completely forgot Tumblr exists lmao. Anyway would anyone be interested in seeing more art posts from me? Or do y’all prefer the short stories?

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Listen Himiko and Katsuki being half siblings may not be canon but oh boy do I live for that headcanon. I think it’d be just so interesting if they were half siblings but neither of them knew that and then one day Mitsuki is like “Oh yeah you’re half siblings.” And then refuses to go into detail on how that happened. Like all she’ll say is it was not a result of an affair which in this story it wasn’t but neither of them know wtf happened so they just sit there like 👁️👄👁️

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I love this idea. My idea would be maybe Mitsuki donated some of her eggs in college to pay for her and Inko to go on a crazy spring break. The reason she doesn’t want to talk about it is because they agreed to keep it a secret only they know

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Yesssss!

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Christmas Day:

Eijiro: “Hey babe, you wanna come help me with the tree?”

Katsuki: “I could but uh, kinda in the middle of something. Maybe in a minute.”

Eijiro muttering under his breath: “He’s been acting weird all day…”

A few moments go by before Katsuki is running into the room

Katsuki: “Alright come on you big dummy.”

Eijiro laughing: “Love, I’m setting up the tree.”

Katsuki: “Yeah that can fuckin wait, come on!”

Eijiro: “Alright alright I’m coming, slow down.”

Katsuki drags him into the doorway of their kitchen and lets off a mischievous smirk

Eijiro still laughing a little: “Yes?”

Katsuki then points up at the frame, when Ei looks up he sees a mistletoe

Eijiro: “Ohoho so THIS is what you’ve been up to? Well, don’t mind if I do.”

After giving his husband a tender kiss Kats smile becomes even more mischievous

Eijiro a little more nervous now: “Oh good gods what did you do?”

Katsuki: “I hid a bunch of these around the house, now you’re obligated to give me kisses whenever you find them.”

Eijiro: “And you call me the sap!”

Katsuki: “Because you are.”

Eijiro: “Coming from the man who hid mistletoe’s just to get kisses!”

Katsuki: “Yeah from my husband. Gotta fuckin problem with that?”

Eijiro: “Not a single one.”

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My motivation to write is not in the chat rn lmao

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Fuck you Bakugou is totally great with kids. They get along fantastically with his very outgoing and big personality. Also he’s the #1 hero you won’t convince me otherwise. Also let him have his moment!

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Had a thought today

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I like the thought of Bakugou and Ochaco being besties ngl.

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Ochaco: “You know, sometimes I wonder, what could life have been like if you didn’t die? What could we have been like?..”

Ochaco: … “Maybe we’ll know in another universe huh?” …

Tsuyu: “Car’s waiting for you Kero!”

Ochaco: “Be there in a minute!”

Ochaco: … “I’m going to go marry Deku now. Not that I think you’d object, but I wanted you to know anyway. Especially since this might be the last time I get the chance to visit your memorial… Goodbye, Toga.”

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!FEM! Krbk Fantasy AU (they are adults):

Mitsuki: “Ok, so let me get this as straight as possible… You found this dragon,”

Bakugou: “Yes.”

Mitsuki: “It tackled you to the ground and threatened to eat you,”

Bakugou: “Yes.”

Mitsuki: “You then proceeded to smile and tell it to at least court you first,”

Bakugou: “Mhm.”

Mitsuki: “And now the two of you are dating and to be married?”

Kirishima: “With your blessing of course Majesty!”

Mitsuki: “Good Gods Katsumi. Ok, what’s your name dragon?”

Kirishima: “Eiko Kirishima ma’am.”

Mitsuki: …

Bakugou: “So we got your blessing or what hag?”

Mitsuki: “…You know what, absolutely. Eiko,”

Kirishima: “Yes ma’am?”

Mitsuki: “Best of fuckin luck! She’s a menace, but even more, now she’s your problem!”

Kirishima: “I know what I signed up for.” *smiles*

Mitsuki: “MASARU DARLING SOMEONE WANTS TO MARRY OUR BRAT OF A DAUGHTER!!”

Masaru from the other room: “Fantastic news dear!”

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Kirishima to the gang: “Katsuki isn’t just some guy I had a crush on in high school. He’s more than that. He’s my best friend, fiancé, and the very thing that inspires me to keep going. I can’t just let whoever kidnapped him get away with it.”

Denki: “We understand that man, believe me, we want Kacchan back too. But you’re talking about going full vigilante mode in order to find him.”

Mina: “Denki’s right. You can’t just go at it like that. Which is exactly why we’re coming with you.”

Kirishima: “What?”

Jirou: “Oh cmon, you didn’t expect us to just sit by while the government chalks it up to a simple ‘ransom demand’ did ya?”

Sero: “We’ve all been in this together since high school. We’re still in this together man.”

Mina: “Now let’s go get our grumpy boi back.”

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