Dynomonger

huge fucking nerd all you need to know

[somecutething]

Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

[dreamofhircine]

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[laudnagirlfriend]

Universal d&d experience: when the dm starts dropping lore on you and everyone scrambles around frantically for something to take notes on

[ryanthegrinch]

Universal GM experience: when you drop important lore on the players and they think it’s background fluff and don’t take any notes

[laudnagirlfriend]

Ok mood

[mymodernmet]

Illustrator Lili Chin’s adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

[ivyarchive]

More:

[doingitforthevine-deactivated20]

tbh i never wanted this post to end

[thefuuuucomics]

Dogs of the world

[segweg]

Amazing

[adampage]

I like how all the middle eastern dogs have light-colored fur, so that it will reflect instead of absorb heat from the sun, since that’s what they need in order to live in their environment. That’s so cool.

[marvelxs-universe]

LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only valid twitter thread

[peachdoxie]

Alright, who’s gonna draw the fanart of Toothless in a tux

[vulture-jack]

A fancy boy. 

[raidesart]

A fancy boy indeed :D Here is my take on TuxToothless

[leffie-reblogs]

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE TUX TOOTH

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[princesstigerbelle]

[gorps]

[lord-kitschener]

Meowboys

[uwucamp]

YEEHAW

[wordswithkittywitch]

[hunters-schafer]

Congratulations to Rami Malek for winning Best Actor at 91st Academy Award!

[groundberry]

all time low + inspirational lyrics from each album (with the help of @gabricl)

put up or shut up (2006) - the party scene so wrong, it’s right (2007) - stay awake nothing personal (2009) - therapy dirty work (2011) - time-bomb don’t panic! (2012) - so long, and thanks for all the booze future hearts (2015) - missing you

[idek-anymore46]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[dino-spine]

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter the larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[itstomsdarling-deactivated20181]

SHE GAVE NO FUCKS I LOVE HER. A SLAY

[gahdamnpunk]

People who wouldn’t perform abortions or treat trans patients should probably have chosen a different career

[adampage]

Rob Weithoff (the voice of John Marston) really named one of his dogs “Dutch” I’m fucking crying

[adampage]

@songofproserpine @winterscaptain

the receipt: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuOe6gxFeJo/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ns3e74dm9ztv

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[nameiscorey]

But did she bring back the hat??

[flower-butch-deactivated2021022]

i had to see this so now you all have to too

[gahdamnpunk]

These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

[catsbeaversandducks]

Owls Are Flying Cats

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That’s why everyone is fond of owls…

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[scarecade]

i think jack is the only one with the right to go this hard