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Selective Half-Giant Oc Canon, Oc, and AU friendly est. 1.22.18

[heincus]

Does anyone need a mom- ) cc @ealadair

[becdecorbin]

extreme size difference couples with one partner being too big to fit in a normal double bed and even then sinking into it and their partner slides next to them

ahahahaha

haha. I find that stuff super cute

is this a “draw the squad” thing? heck I’d like to see stuff like this. size difference is Great

[becdecorbin]

well this exploded

[ealadair]

modern-mythos-rp‌:

Orisa showed no hesitance in handing over the warhammer. Like any other, it was heavy, the handle thick with an iron and leather grip to it. The shape of it was what brought it such attention. It was crafted to look more two drums untied at the bottoms, ornate designs along the sides of them, and where the skin would be it was hard scratched metal, eroded with time and use to the point where it looked exceedingly fragile.

“Any repair would be appreciated, Miss. whatever you can do will be good.” Another delicate smile befell the Genasi’s bright painted orange lips, curving to reach her golden eyes. Her face was painted lightly with yellow and white and bright green. She tucked some of her braided silvery-white hair behind her ear and curving horns. “May I inquire what your name I?”

  Òrdha rubs a worn hand over the designs, careful with it as she admires the craft. “I go by  Òrdha but some just call me O.” She chuckles a bit, closing her blind eye as if it helps her see designs better (when it absolutely doesn’t). Humming, the half-giant runs her thumbs over it to wipe off dirt in places. 

  “I can’t recreate the designs, outside of my expertise, but I can redo the metal and the shaping with some more metal to fix it up so it’s sturdier.” She looks back to the genasi with a smile. “I’ve never been good with details when using tools that aren’t mine, they’re to small for my hands. But I can absolutely buff it out and redo the shaping and build of it, give it a new handle.” 

[ealadair]

found dead over my friends commentary 

[ealadair]

at least she’s pretty

[ealadair]

LOCAL WOMAN BAFFLED BY HER LIFE CHOICES

[ealadair]

modern-mythos-rp‌:

It was rare that the Earth Genasi had to patch up her warmhammer, the relic she’d kept close to her since the day she first left for Waterdeep, seeking an adventure beyond her typical duties as a city watch. It was a hard and long journey but she was blessed by Helm to have made such wonderful friends and experience such great things along the way. Her warhammer however, had not been as lucky and she in avoiding damage. Though she rarely had to emplore its use, it had become a necessity several times, and as such, the unique designs needed to be repaired. The question that remained now was, where and how would be the best place to repair it?

As she looked around for a sign of where to go, she spotted the giantess tending delicately to her blade and quietly approached. Ever the polite one, she lowered her head a bit and a slight smile. “Pardon me, miss, but I was wondering where I could go to have my equipment repaired. Do you happen to know of such a place?”

  The voice pulling her from her work is soft, and she almost drops her weapon in mild surprise. Checking over the blade once more, she sheaths it to properly talk to the to the other with a sweet smile. “You’re talkin’ to a blacksmith, lemme see what you got.” She laughs, offering a hand to them to be polite.

   Normally the giant wasn’t fond of looking over other’s weapons when she’s using someone else’s tools but she can’t help but be curious. Weapons are always interesting, a gift to the woman who had worked on them for years. “I can probably repair it to  decent degree, I don’t know about perfectly, but that’s just because I don’t have my tools.”

[ealadair]

      -- @modern-mythos-rp || ty for lking!

   Holding her wildly long weapon, she glances down the blade to make sure the weapon is still straight. Once she’s content she works something over the edge to sharpen it. Her shoulders hunch over as she works, keeping her eye aligned with blade to make sure she doesn’t warp it while working it carefully.

   Humming out a gentle tune, her frame relaxed as she works out a few notches in the blade. Not that she minds the notches too intensely, they usually don’t affect her slashes. The tune is that of her people, adjusted due to her recent visit among the secondary temple of Hiatea. She’s happy, content to see her distant cousins for a few days.

[ealadair]

     – STARTER CALL - no cap!

[ealadair]

     -- STARTER CALL - no cap!

[ealadair]

     -- i really wanna write big mom

[rpmemetic]

✯ VSAUCE OUT OF CONTEXT SENTENCES

↪ A list of SENTENCES from Vsauce, taken out of context, to be used and changed however you see fit. 

❝ ahoy, you! ❞ ❝ yes? aha, nooooooooooooooooooooooo. ❞ ❝ oh, hi. i didn’t see you come in. ❞ ❝ do you feel this… connection that we have? ❞ ❝ bananas are fantastic. ❞ ❝ do you want my head delivered to your door in a box? ❞ ❝ i watch rick & morty. ❞ ❝ if you tear apart something i love, you might cause me to shed a tear. ❞ ❝ we should probably go get ourselves a brain. ❞ ❝ hmm, that was easy. ❞ ❝ what the heck is this thing? ❞ ❝ where are your fingers? ❞ ❝ use kids to commit your crimes. ❞ ❝ skeletons are scary, and spooky, but you know what else is? teenagers. ❞ ❝ wasssuuuup? ❞ ❝ i’m just catching up on some reading. ❞ ❝ it might look like i’m innocently reading, but what i’m actually doing right now is watching the second season of the fresh prince of bel air. ❞ ❝ don’t you feel like a fool? ❞ ❝ this is unfortunate. ❞ ❝ i’m sure we all love to have fun with hand shadows. ❞ ❝ honestly, there is no real answer. ❞ ❝ we can resolve this problem by realising that oranges are apples. ❞ ❝ what do you say we get out of here? to space. ❞ ❝ hey! would you like to play with my toys? ❞ ❝ what would space smell like? ❞ ❝ let’s cut earth. ❞ ❝ haha…. i’m alone. ❞ ❝ in my eyes, you are priceless. ❞ ❝ i know it looks like i just used the restroom and didn’t wash my hands- and i didn’t-! ❞ ❝ where did you get that body? the one you’re in right now. ❞ ❝ i know when and how you will die. haha, but i’m not allowed to tell you! ❞ ❝ i can’t marry all of you! ❞ ❝ i’m in my parents’ basement. ❞ ❝ i’ll be okay because i have a beard. ❞ ❝ your butt is magnificent. ❞ ❝ i hope you like things that are scary.“ ❝ yolo fellow kids, ____ here, and… is it thursday? ❞ ❝ you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing. ❞ ❝ fear gives us life. ❞ ❝ watch out. ❞ ❝ you need to come back down to Earth. ❞ ❝ … please help me. ❞ ❝ ….. i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ … which is something we experience everyday, if you own a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. ❞ ❝ i have a surprise for you, are you ready? … bring in the cats! ❞ ❝ watch out, there’s a skeleton inside your body! ❞

[lifekisstm-blog]

Swimming through the Atlantic ocean he found a wrecked ship on the coast and a recently deceased man. It was then that Arishan made use of his power. Humans call it the kiss of life—an innate ability that all Eögrees posses. The drowned man came to life in Arishan’s arms. Perhaps it was fate, perhaps not, but from there on Arishan found his calling: saving those that could not save their self.

found at @lifekisstm

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  THE OFFICE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  plan a was marrying you a long, long time ago. pretty much the day i met you.  ’ ‘  you have no idea what your friendship means to me.  ’ ‘  would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.  ’ ‘  when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that.  ’ ‘  not ‘enough’ for me? you are… everything.  ’ ‘  now that i have your attention… MONEY!  ’ ‘  what is a two-way petting zoo?  ’ ‘  welcome to hotel hell. check-in time is now, checkout time is never.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like beat him up for me. you should just do it.  ’ ‘  i feel god in this chili’s tonight.  ’ ‘  don’t fall in love with me, kid.  ’ ‘  what exactly is my responsibility here? to comfort insecure heterosexual men? that can’t possibly fall on me.  ’ ‘  who is justice beaver?  ’ ‘  so i received my first valentine from a secret admirer. roses are red, violets are blue… it’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too…  ’ ‘  that’s what she said!  ’ ‘  i’m running away from my responsibilities. and it feels so good.  ’ ‘  doesn’t matter because i’m going to take a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m an adult. i don’t have to think or do anything!  ’ ‘  i’m dead inside.  ’ ‘  i’m such a stupid idiot. nobody likes me.  ’ ‘  i understand… nothing.  ’ ‘  no, god, please, no. no! no! noooo!  ’ ‘  i’m not superstitious, but i am a little stitious.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not gonna cry over it. i did that in the car on the way over here.  ’ ‘  yeah, i have a lot of questions. number one: how dare you?  ’ ‘  if you break that girls heart, i will kill you. it’s just a figure of speech… but seriously, if you break that girls heart, i will literally kill you and your entire family.  ’ ‘  occasionally i’ll hit someone with my car. so sue me.  ’ ‘  i think even then i knew i was waiting for my wife.  ’ ‘  there’s too many people on this earth. we need a new plague.  ’ ‘  just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.  ’ ‘  don’t. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  you ignorant slut!  ’ ‘  i really should have a tweeter account.  ’ ‘  i am beyoncé. always.  ’ ‘  sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way.  ’ ‘  identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year!  ’ ‘  well, well, well, how the turntables…  ’ ‘  blink once if you want me to pull the plug.  ’ ‘  you’re paying way too much for your worms, man. who’s your worm guy?  ’ ‘  you don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.  ’ ‘  well, happy birthday, jesus. sorry your party’s so lame.  ’ ‘  you wanna hear a lie? i… think you’re great. you’re my best friend.  ’ ‘  webster’s dictionary defines wedding as: the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.  ’ ‘  st. patricks day is the closest thing the irish have to christmas.  ’ ‘  and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do.  ’ ‘  where are the turtles?!  ’ ‘  i have cause. it’s be-cause i hate him.  ’ ‘  i’m an early bird and i’m a night owl. so i’m wise and i have worms.  ’ ‘  you know what they say, ‘fool me twice, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’  ’ ‘  i don’t talk trash, i talk smack. they’re totally different.  ’ ‘  i’m hot, you’re hot. let’s get poppin’.  ’ ‘  do you think that doing alcohol is cool?  ’ ‘  i have very little patience for stupidity.  ’ ‘  hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. cause of your butt.  ’ ‘  sometimes i feel like everyone i work with is an idiot. and by sometimes, i mean all times. all the time. every of the time.  ’ ‘  i love catching people in the act. that’s why i always whip open doors.  ’ ‘  presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. it’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘hey man, i love you this man dollars-worth.’  ’ ‘  wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think?  ’ ‘  well, just tell him to call me as asap as possible.  ’ ‘  there’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. that’s why it’s called a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.  ’ ‘  all i know is that every time i’ve been faced with a tough decision, there’s only one thing that outweighs every other concern. one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. every instinct, every rational decision… love.  ’ ‘  no matter what happens, you’ve got to forget about all the other stuff. you’ve got to forget about logic and fear and doubt. you’ve just gotta do everything you can to get to the one person who is going to make all this worth it. at the end of the day, you gotta jump.  ’ ‘  i talk a lot, so i’ve learned to just tune myself out.  ’ ‘  are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so, you are succeeding. fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal person.  ’ ‘  it’s britney, bitch.  ’ ‘  i didn’t say it, i declared it.  ’ ‘  i know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful… awful things.  ’ ‘  society doesn’t care. society sucks. i don’t even consider myself a part of society.  ’ ‘  i don’t care what they say about me. i just want to eat.  ’ ‘  well, i just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.  ’ ‘  i’m boring myself just talking about this.  ’ ‘  i don’t care what he says, this is not the real ben franklin.  ’ ‘  he put my stuff in jell-o again.  ’ ‘  i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted.  ’ ‘  if you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.  ’ ‘  sorry i annoyed you with my friendship.  ’ ‘  why are you the way that you are?  ’ ‘  the doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, i’m going to die… i’m going to die.  ’ ‘  i am single now. what we have here is the ultimate smackdown between me and the crippling despair, loneliness, and depression.  ’ ‘  whenever i’m about to do something, i think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, i do not do that thing.  ’ ‘  i should have burned the place down when i had the chance.  ’ ‘  come on, guys. early worm gets the worm.  ’ ‘  oh my god! okay, it’s happening! everybody stay calm! everybody stay calm! stay fucking calm!  ’

[belladoesrpmeme]

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[Kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[Hugs for a very long time]

[Puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

[deactivated-blog]

Send “ ✏“ plus a scenario you’ve always wanted to rp with our muses and I’ll tell you whether or not I’m interested!

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Pencil” plus a scenario.)

[elimemes]

SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

‘stay for me.’

‘what’s this between us?’

‘i don’t want your apology.’

‘you know i have feelings for you.’

‘yeah, i remember the drill.’

‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’

‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’

‘i don’t believe it.’

‘this is breaking my heart.’

‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’

‘what keeps you up at night?’

‘i wish you were here.’

‘i let you down.’

‘something strange happened here.’

‘you’re not safe here.’

‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’

‘we are not the same, and never will be.’

‘don’t touch me.’

‘is it my fault?’

‘i’m not like them.’

‘i forgot my name again.’

‘i don’t know who i am.’

‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’

‘are you still alive?’

‘i don’t like being told what to do.’

‘am i making you uncomfortable?’

‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’

‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’

‘where the hell are my friends?’

‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’