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humor can get you laid in like 10 seconds

my mom

A girl came up to me and said “i caught your tampon. Will you autograph it?” I signed it, “fuck you Charlotte. :-)”

i don't want to be a part of your weird normie life

no hay que ver el futuro para saber lo que va a pasar

Bald men and hairy women. That will be the future fashion

My grandpa

He's a master of the edge, not a lord of it.

Her eyes brows are giving her away

That's what happens to my body when I fly in a metal can across the world

Like, I want to fight for women’s rights and all, but, like, I don’t see gender, so I don’t even know which people to fight for!

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I pretended to have alcoholism to avoid being held accountable for something. Jokes on me because I ended up becoming an alcoholic anyway.

GL (via theludwigproject)

When I see a mother holding a child all I can see is the possibility of her dropping them. You're able to see the beauty of parenthood.

Wow I'm relating to ISIS right now in a way I never thought I would

You don't pay extra for avocado here. But these avocados are from South Africa so you're paying with your carbon footprint

I'm not like other girls. I'm so much worse.

He would get really aroused by me talking about the Rwandan genocide

I had a Tumblr that was just light brown images for a while... and I think that's why I don't like brown things now.

I would be so skinny if I went to jail

LW

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