Toasterslinger

I will throat punch the next person that decides to take a massive shit in my soup

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[crack-a-lackin-deactivated20220]

@general-overlordofdoom @hxneycake-hxtlines @mellamew @hollowcraze @bigoltrashpile @ace-systematic @lover-of-skellies @im-angry-and-its-the-new-year

BOOP

[lizzie-tempest]

BOOP @everyone

[unikenigma]

(BOOP)

[isnt-that-something]

…..

this means War

BOOP!

[mariposawolf]

@echo–flowers @geraldpoppersjriii @whyiswingdingsafont @traumatizedbean @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @blueberry-nya @vegaolive @raining-somewhere-else @shythegreenskeleton @clearlyclueless and literally everyone else

BOOP!!!

[shythegreenskeleton]

BOOP!!!

@cf8wrk4u-us

@happytheoristdreamer

@firedrakegirl

And anyone else!

[firedrakegirl]

@shythegreenskeleton @dianamoonposts @blacksheep28 @ibelieeveeineevee @lost-immortality @rnd-injustice @echo–flowers @damnedxfate @shenzcorner

[echo--flowers]

EN GARDE! BOOP!!!

@everyone XD

[loreparable-writes]

Have at thee! BOOP

@impala-1979 @humanitiesstrongestchicken @ladybow03 @saiyanstars @fuwafuwagem @potatochip234 @keigosbirdie @katsudoodles

[ladybow03-deactivated20210120]

Bam. @mindninjax @mrs-atsuhiro @twicejynxed @heyitswhiplash

[twicejynxed-deactivated20210117]

😂😂😂 @widow-nikki-smith @miriobaby @love-lost-insecure-blog 💥 boom dynamite 🧨

[miriobaby]

mini boop @quietlegends @candybabey @lonelyfluff

[quinncupine]

Soft Boop

@awilddreamerwrites @thecindy @in-this-house-we-stan-izuku @dragonsdreamoffire @hmm-cats

[dorki-time]

OH ITS ON! 

S o f t l y b o o p s

@in-this-house-we-stan-izuku @quietlegends @glitterfreezed

[is-dottore-playable-yet]

Ohhhh I’ve been hit twice! This means WAR! *star wars battle music plays in the background as I swing the wrapping paper tube around*

*accidentally breaks a lamp*

OOP- No one tell mom… 🤭

*gently boops on shoulder*

@hoe-doroki @maemi324 @quietlegends @hmm-cats @butterscotchbaku @nekosvno @a-bnha-shoutorealm @vfromthevoid @waitforitillwritemywayout @dragonsdreamoffire @punisher2006 @sugarmaplewings-fics @my-hero-fantasies

[punisher2006]

It’s time for war!!!

@gojoepalmer @goldlinaric @hachimitsu-ink @lilacphoenix @bobomagroto @sweater-weather-seven @thegamingcentaur @toasterslinger @megagundamman

[toasterslinger]

Aw shit, here we go

@daedal-dame @daily-homestar @killapunk

I chose peeps at random and this was all I could come up with, idk

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

like I’m not gonna voice a Homestar Runner/Steven Universe mashup, especially one that references Original Bubs

Original post by leturkidscurse

[bit-small]

now i don’t watch steven universe (don’t worry, i’ll get around to it eventually) but even i found this funny XD

ONION  BUBS! ONION BUUUUUUUUUUBS!! 

[leona-florianova]

heh

[toasterslinger]

I genuinely can't remember if I've uploaded this or not and can't be fucked to go back and look, so if I have uploaded this before, then here it is again

[toasterslinger]

I got bored in Rock Band 4 so I decided to make this

Oh yeah, and feel free to add me on Xbox Live if you want. My gamertag is there at the bottom

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Some original mocap footage used to animate the characters in the first Mortal Kombat game!

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[toasterslinger]

And yet cheapness is still not one of them

[papermariofandom-deactivated201]

[dorothy-cotton-deactivated20130]

new from pixar trailer for famous new film “lady dance garden” coming soon to several theatres maybe near you maybe not

[frackingg]

WHAT CORNER OF HELL DID THIS THING CRAWL FROM

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

it came from the new from pixar trailer for famous new film “lady dance garden” coming soon to several theatres maybe near you maybe not

[toasterslinger]

Well since Tumblr’s gonna be shitting the bed pretty soon, I might as well share all of my Dick pics with you guys while I still have the chance.

[pan-pizza]

[toasterslinger]

excuse me, what fucking video is this?

and why is there Rise of the Triad music playing in the background?? James Rolfe promoting a Fortnite dance competition??? I need to sit down...

[neverthere12345]

[vatoamargado]

Why he sleeping like a glitched npc character

[toasterslinger]

He’s not sleeping, his arm clipped through the floor and killed him.

[coloursteelsexappeal]

[toasterslinger]

Someone send me some redlettermedia reaction images

[monkeyjungle]

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[mike-stoklasa]

it’s pride month you know what that means, you’re all

[mmarkcohenn]

PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

[teenyfaeprince-blog]

You also gotta know that if you’re going somewhere where there will be children and you’re in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character. 

 My hair is dyed white and at last year’s Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didn’t stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa. 

 I’ll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But I’m not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsa’s cousin. 

If you’re in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise you’re just a jerk. No one likes jerks.

[xpuppetprincessx-deactivated201]

Don’t be a dick.

Seriously. If I go anywhere in ANY costume, no matter if I’m a princess, hero, or villain, I’m nice to the kids. They just wanna play!

[magical-girl-ilex]

I don’t even like kids, but one of the most rewarding cosplay moments I’ve had was interacting with littluns as Rose Quartz. Every kid got a hug if their parents said it was okay. Every kid got told that they were very special because they’re a human being. I’m looking forward to doing it again this year, because giving a kid a moment of genuine magic really is something else. It doesn’t hurt you to smile at a child.

[rampant-noodle]

When I cosplay Pearl I have precious little ones come up to me and you better bet I goof with them about how gross eating is or how loud amethyst is (and pretend to get a sooooo offended when they say someone else is their favorite gem)

You are making magic real for those kids in that moment and if you aren’t prepared for that, maybe think twice before cosplaying that character. I had a child completely frozen in disbelief and joy over seeing me, a character from a show they love, that’s power you have to wield responsibly.

[nooby-banana]

It’s not just with popular lady characters. My best little-kid-cosplay-moment was when I was cosplaying Thor (not lady Thor from the comics, my own version of genderbent MCU Thor). I was walking through the dealer’s hall and suddenly saw a gaggle of Tiny Avengers in those Walmart costumes barrelling towards me. They crowded me in excitement and asked where Loki was because they wanted to find him and beat him up (I told them to give him an extra punch from me when they found him), then all six tried to crawl into my lap when I said yes to a photo. Cutest thing ever. BE NICE TO KIDS WHEN YOU’RE IN COSTUME.

[fallnangelstandingby-blog]

//If you’re going to be cosplaying -any- character that children will recognize, BE NICE TO KIDS!!  To them, you -are- that character. And you have no right, what so ever, to destroy the illusion of what, to them, is a magical moment.

When I cosplay Batman, to little kids, I am Batman. And it is such an amazing experience to have kids run up to me and want a hug, and tell me about how when they grow up they want to fight bad guys too. I can’t fathom someone being so rude as to ignore them.

I have a friend who cosplays Han Solo, and a little girl was so excited to see him that when he knelt down to talk to her, she hugged onto him and didn’t want to let go for ten minutes.

Also, remember IF THERE IS A LOST CHILD AT A CONVENTION, AND YOU ARE COSPLAYING A PRINCESS OR A SUPER HERO, THE CHILD WILL GO TO YOU FOR HELP LONG BEFORE THEY THINK TO APPROACH A SECURITY OFFICER!!!  You have a duty to help that child! Help them calm down, escort them to the nearest safe zone, and inform a security officer that the child has misplaced their parents/guardians. -Never- use the term ‘lost child’ in front of the kid, it’s the parents who wandered off and got lost, not the child.

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

Read this, then read it again.

[fireyalex]

this is why, no matter who I cosplay, I’m in character to everyone I’ll meet, whether they’re adults, kids, or teens like me. super important, honestly

[fit-like-korra]

Just a PSA because cons.

[garyfillingbucketsoak]

I cosplayed Joy from Inside Out once at a convention right after the movie came out, and so many little ones ran up and wanted to hug me. They acted as if I actually was Joy. Kids truly believe you are the character when you dress as them.

[pyrotechnic-tote-pyro]

So many kids know who Pyro is just from The Garrys mod and Source Filmmaker animations that I have more little kids wanting to run up to me and talk to me and ask me questions

rather than being frightened of me like the older kids and adults are

So it’s become a custom of mine to kneel down or even sit down on the ground and Converse with the Rugrats

I’ll grab balloonicorn and play with them for a while

I’ll even make them hold my flamethrower of which is like only 15 pounds and but it’s way too heavy for them so they’ll start crying that its too heavy

The parents love it all and take lots of pictures and video….. none of them ever bother to send me a copy even tho I give them my card

But I’ve just learned to roll with it since my first convention in 2014

At that con I met two kids in two separate instances

The first one was this paraplegic kid who had a speaking impediment

I walked by him all while catching up to my gf and heard

“Pywo Pywooh!!”

I turned around and saw him absolutley freaking out that I even acknowledged him

It was the first TF2 fanboy I met at a con

His brother who was like 20 came walking back to him with some water stopped in his tracks

“brwoh, look itch Pywoh!

My gf came walking over in her assassins creed costume and he lost it

“ALTAIR!!!”

We posed for pics and the kid was just enthralled and was just thrashing about

“you’re mah favorite characters of all time!!! And you’re fwiends too?!?!”

His brother said that he watches him plays video games all the time since he can’t play them himself and tf2 is one of his favorites to watch

…… and the other kid story, aka “Jerk Superman”

When I was walking around by myself waiting for my girlfriend get back from the car

I saw this kid dressed as the Flash waiting to take a picture with this dude dressed as the man of steel, superman

Only for superman to want to pose for a pic and not have the kid stand next to him

When the mom tried to say “oh, no, he wants to take a picture with you”

Superman said:

“no I don’t take pictures with kids”

Flash looked like he was about to cry l, so I ran up and said

“wow that’s a fantastic costume, looks like you’re ripped straight out of a DC Comic Book”

Superman thought I was talking to him and for all bloated looking….. until I knelt down to ask the kid for a picture

The mom took a pic with her camera and thanked me

Superman walked off and I never saw him again nor in any photo, he wasn’t even at the DC gathering

The area was near the parking structure and street outside of the security area so I don’t think he even had a badge to get in

But I’ll always remember him as Superjerk and as the reason you play nice with kids

[toasterslinger]

I have social anxiety, but that all seems to wash away whenever I cosplay at a con. Normally, I’d get called “chicken guy” or have some people cluck at me, which gets annoying. This one time, however, I was walking past this little girl at a local convention. She held her arm out and shouted “High five, chicken man!” to me, and there was no way in hell I was gonna pass that up. It’s so simple, but it remains one of my most fondest con memories to this day.

[wookieecard]

Rock & Rule (1983) “A malevolent rock star kidnaps a female singer to force her to participate in the summoning of a demon and her band must help her stop him.” Watch if you liked: Wizards, Heavy Metal, Fritz the Cat

[toasterslinger]

This movie was a gift from the Rock & Roll god and it’s the most criminally underrated movies I have ever seen.