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@eat-sleep-dance--repeat-blog
Kelvin Peña Is Best Friends With A Powdered-Doughnut-Loving Deer Named Money
However, after some backlash, Kelvin decided to start feeding Money and the rest of the deer fam some healthier snacks. “It means a lot that he feels he and his fam can come through, so I respect them and I want them to be healthy, so I’ve been buying fruit for them,” he told BuzzFeed.
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Kelvin Peña Is Best Friends With A Powdered-Doughnut-Loving Deer Named Money
However, after some backlash, Kelvin decided to start feeding Money and the rest of the deer fam some healthier snacks. “It means a lot that he feels he and his fam can come through, so I respect them and I want them to be healthy, so I’ve been buying fruit for them,” he told BuzzFeed.
Protect this boy
me in ten years: “hey do you still like me, idk ur just being quiet”
my husband: “babe I'm sleeping”
@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.
the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.
As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around
are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
why do big dogs go boof..
they gotta push that bark thru their whole body and it just comes out like. a boof. yknow?
i see, the bigger the dog body the boofier the bark. are big dogs hollow?
yes. big dogs need all the space for warmth whereas little dogs have packed with righteous anger and unbridled rage
At least the cat was trying to save you from starvation since they bring dead animals as signs of here I know you cannot hunt human. The dick pic helps no one.
thinking
he is balenced
namaste, birb.
what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit
well, fuck
my reaction to everything. (via u–n–d–e–a–d)
Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With Her Boyfriend, Shows That Love Is In The Small Things
@darkchocolatevoice This is you and me 🙂🙂
i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable
LMAO 😂😭
LITERALLY WHAT I WOULD DO
Yxngxanhoe
