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cam - she/her - 23 - fam idk what I'm into anymore just let me live.

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

[deadpansasser]

[halberdierminister]

[oglegoggle]

[halberdierminister]

[memewhore]

[bogleech]

On Halloween at our friends house we met a girl who works at the Seattle zoo and she told us the elephant loves Chex mix but only if every pretzel has been picked out and if this largest land mammal on earth finds one tiny little pretzel she will throw it on the ground and then step on it

[saltybutsad]

Arvens pretty cool

[cconsultingdetective]

Another one for the team

If you know, you know

[serageranium]

love him

[bonefall]

Girl help my whitecough has become greencough

[sandmandaddy69]

[intellexual-asexual-deactivated]

new ask game how did you find out the queen of england died

[mielmelon]

orange is such an underrated color: it’s watching sunsets and sunrises from your car with your best friend. it’s tangy, sweet fruit like tangerines, peaches, and melon. it’s friends sitting around a campfire under the stars, roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories. it’s warm pumpkin pie and spending time with family at thanksgiving and fall leaves that dance across the street when a cool wind blows. it’s marigolds and lilies that bloom during the spring. it’s warm and fun and loving, exuding energy and ambition with every shade.   

[glissandodisaster]

they nuked madrid

[eat-the-sun]

Change ur age in ur bio OLD LADY

I HARDLY EVEN USE THIS APP ANYMORE

[great-tweets]

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

GNFHFJDKFKFJDKSJDKSS

[bakwaaas]

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

[libbyframe]

A few recent bouquet commissions

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[sunhowler-art]

i found it. the thread that connects all my bullshit

[sunhowler-art]

thank you to the person who tagged this as mort x king julien. youre a person i would love to study under a microscope