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Sooo guess what.

FeedeeMedia is owned by a management company. Among other things I’m sure, they’re basically looking to automate model interactions, aka you’ll be talking to AI in DMs and not real people. They’ve paid to hide their owner name, they’ve built themselves an entire platform with AI slop, this is round 2 with the same exact design they’ve used before. They’re using models photos without permission to advertise. They don’t have age verification which means there are more than likely minors on both the website and the discord. Theyre offering paid promos to white models and begging for free promos from black models. They’ve only been online for a month. Mind you myself and a few others connected the dots a few days ago.

Starting up a website that’s kink forward without any of the safety guards in place is asinine. There’s no safety in a community that’s put together with slop.

When you eat so much you slip into a trance, and you only snap back to reality because it’s been an unusual amount of time since your last bite, and that’s because you’re fully leaned back in the chair, left arm bracing against the table holding you up, right hand carefully floating the next bite of sushi from the plate all the way to your mouth. It’s navigating this giant distance from plate to mouth that’s created the unusual amount of time between bites, and you realize this has been happening for a while because all you see on the table in front of you are empty takeout containers. In the moments for all these thoughts to process, you become aware of just swollen you feel, of how you can’t bend in the middle, of how your breathes are short, of how your shirt clings to your middle. It’s like going from 0-60 in three seconds. It’s exhilarating. You grab the last container of rice and delete it. You’re glad you have dessert. Three deep fried Oreos and ice cream. Inhaled. You stand up for the first time, and your center of gravity is way off. Your belly feels like it’s being squeezed, yet somehow grows outward and stretches before you. You touch your belly to see how tight it feels, and even you’re surprised. Satisfied.

#feedist thoughts #more like feedist thots amirite #maybe an edible was involved you’ll never know

If you placed a five gallon bucket of Welch’s fruit snacks in front of me, there exists a non-zero chance that I will in fact fuck up that entire bucket.

#feedist thoughts #more like feedist thots amirite

plumpkinspicelatte

Kink free guaranteed? Couldn’t be me.

eatdeepfriedgrits

75% lighter? Never.

Lately

#deepfriedgrits #gaining weight on purpose

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Definitive Sandwich Rankings:

Jambon-beurre

Bahn mi

Caprese

Muffuletta

housecow

in the mood to gorge until i feel my stomach stretching to accommodate everything i ate

eatdeepfriedgrits

same tbh

You just became my favorite feedee

#ask deepfriedgrits

Precarious Unbuttoning

After chugging the shake, and after leaning against the wall, sink, and door in various degrees of lean, I decided I could finally let the belly surge free.

#deepfriedgrits #milk shake chug #heavy cream chug

This one hurt.

When I do these, I normally stop at strong discomfort, but this went past that point by a fair margin. Fortunately, I’ve done this enough to know when to stop, even when I’m planning on pushing my limits. Which is why I ate the two bowls of chipotle first. So to outrun the “full signals” I chugged faster than any time prior, practically pouring the fattening contents of the pitcher into me. And when it all caught up, it really caught up. It’s a shockingly fast realization that you were full many, many moments ago. You begin the calculus in your head. How much more have I chugged since that realization? Should I keep going? Oh, these buttons are really starting to press deeper into me. The natural instinct is to immediately begin unbuttoning, but the release and surge forward disrupts the balance. So you have to lean into the fabric stretching, squeezing you, because it’s actually support. And that’s when it’s time to stop.