Jules

Just a stoic statue fit for nobody

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[anoras]

“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

[loveshakemoved-deactivated20200]

rest in peace buzzfeed 

[buffylives]

I didn’t say anything about being bi because I didn’t think it was anybody’s business. And I also didn’t want anything to change. It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally.

[eatmyshortsbender]

You haven't experienced stress till your coworker says "you got this" and that causes you to break down crying at work. She was being so sweet and I can't handle my own stress.

[eatmyshortsbender]

Sometimes I'm really not sure I want to finish grad school but then I wonder what the fuck I would do with my life if I didn't. I don't know. I'm gonna go throw up.

[eatmyshortsbender]

I have a 20 page term paper due Monday so naturally my period will be here at the same time. Yay me.

[eatmyshortsbender]

lol I got my period at the beach. Only me. I just want to be napping in a dark room but I also want to be in the water for hours 😩

[eatmyshortsbender]

I just used so much tiger balm on my neck/shoulders and it's assaulting my nostrils oops.

[eatmyshortsbender]

so i decided to get drunk

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[eatmyshortsbender]

This gives me feels

[eatmyshortsbender]

Can I just date a girl who would be willing to put Tiger Balm on my neck and back when I’m too tired/have no mobility to do so?

[eatmyshortsbender]

I am anticipating graduating my master's program in December of next year (2018) New post-grad plans: About 2-3 months in Hawaii. A year and some change in Paris, teaching English as a second language. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[eatmyshortsbender]

Now that I know that beginning in late August I won't have to work at the bookstore all day every day, a part of me just keeps saying "I don't want to be here." I'd rather be at home with my puppy. Reading.

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

[eatmyshortsbender]

No offense to my dad and his side of the family, but I inherited literally the worst stomach problems ever. I woke up yesterday middle of the night/morning with a little stomach flu. Seems like it's been going around the store where I work. Called in sick. 24 thing. No problem, right? Wrong. I felt fine last night, ate plain pasta with butter and a little salt. Woke up this morning? Nausea. It passed after a little motion sickness medication. Got to work at 8. Felt fine. Ate a blueberry muffin. Whoops, nausea. Went home at noon. Took a long ass nap. Like, three hours. Dog napped, too. It was awesome. I ate some peaches, then some crackers, then some more crackers. When I didn't feel nausea anymore, I ate vanilla pudding. Haaaaaaa Jules you're so dumb. I just hate that when my stomach gets turned upside down, it's upside down for days and all I can eat are bananas, rice, crackers, and apple sauce. It's not fuuuuunnnn. Plus I love food and you give a girl who loves food a stomach problem and you've just ruined her whole life. Lord give me patience while I live off rice and bananas for the next few days. Bland diet is bland.

[eatmyshortsbender]

Dear future wife,

Please don't be afraid of mice. Sincerely, I'll need you to protect me from the mice.