Ask Eats-The-Rocks

Silly little rp account where you can ask my Space Station 14 character, Eats-The-Rocks, some questions!!

[eatstherocks]

Hi hi hi!!!!! I’ll be answering asks in character, with things said by Eats in quotations, and anything by me in brackets usually. Very very inspired by @ask-cassiel-lumens. Bye bye now!

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[poorlemons]

what i took away from the first gabriel fight

[durianskeleton]

acquired this beast today

[crazysodomite]

Also, they Like to sleep with other Bees and Hold each other's Feet.

[homophobla]

I don't like people from "The Midwest"

[eatstherocks]

privet comrade RD.

which sector you work in? i work funky sector.

-@not-a-rev

“Oh, hello! I work in Moff sssector, but um.. I’ve been off work due to sssome liver-related isssuesss.. *coughs*.. I think I’m goin’ to be back to work sssoon though!”

[eatstherocks]

How'd you get the name?

“Oh! Ssso, when I wass maybe.. 6 yearsss old, Ssam, my.. well I wouldn’t sssay father.. um.. caretaker! He um, found me in the yard chewin’ on a bit of mudssstone an’ came over to ssstop me, an’ he went “Oh keep that rock outa your mouth, what, is your name Eatsss-the-rocksss or somethin’?”. I dunno, I kinda liked it, (and ssstill do!), bein’ given a traditional Unathi name by a Human felt like a great honour, ssso I ssstuck with it!”

[missragdollgarland]

Do you have any involvement with the garteg

No?

The hell is a garteg

[eatstherocks]

Smellyteg

[missragdollgarland]

I am gonna slip you in the hall, next I see you. Swear to god.

[eatstherocks]

WHAT DID I DOOO

[missragdollgarland]

Do you have any involvement with the garteg

No?

The hell is a garteg

[eatstherocks]

Smellyteg

[eatstherocks]

please don't shoot me =(

“What? I didn’t ssshoot you, are ya ok canyon?”

[missragdollgarland]

Nice barrel of cognac you got there, would be a real shame if something happened to it….

:(

[eatstherocks]

“It wasn’t my fault..”

*sniffles*

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[teaboot]

I’ve narrowed it down to these three top reasons OP should be allowed to commit arson

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Walking around with this sheet in hand and pointedly taking it out and methodically searching through it every time I want to say something

[recoiloperated]

This is killing me.

[blockiestone82]

Excuse me, sir, has to be my favorite of the list

[icecream-noodle]

Can we get these "New phrases" as Oblivion NPC dialog screen caps, please?

[eatstherocks]

Eats is so pathetic I want to cover them in milk and throw them at the wall

What is this thing. Killing them with hammers

[eatstherocks]

“I uh.. I hope ssso! A life full of sssuffering ain’t too pleasssant for anyone..”

*frowns*

[ask-delivers-through-storms]

“Hi qm! Do you have mass scanners? I’ll go make some if not!”

-Eats-The-Rocks

I think so? Let me go check.

Salvage is off station so I can't text them. I'll take them anyway.

[eatstherocks]

“Sssure thing bosss! 2 masss ssscannersss coming right up!”

*sticks their tongue out*

[eatstherocks]

What are your favourite departments to work in? And what is your favourite food?

“Ooh good one! Um, ssscience is my favourite becaussse my parentsss were ssscientissstsss at NanoTrasssen, and I want to follow in their footssstepsss! Atmosssphericsss engineering is pretty fun alssso.. I like making contraptionsss!

Hm.. favourite food.. probably gumbo! Sssam, the ranch owner who took me in, gave me a bowl once and it was lovely!”