Type of Gays at the Brunch : A Thread
1. The Host: He thinks just because he invited everyone that he calls the shots. He’s the one calling everybody cheap and thinks he’s NeNe
2. The Couple : Everyone at the table came alone expect these two!They relate everything to being in a relationship.And they share an appetizer
3. Antisocial: He should’ve stayed at home! He is only friends with the host and that will be the only person he talks to.
4. Shiesty One: You gotta watch him! He orders the most food and bottomless mimosas! But when the bill comes, he puts up $20
5. Common Denominator: He is the one that has slept with someone at the table (usually someone from “The Couple”).he’s waiting to spill tea
6. Einstein: When the bill comes, this gay becomes a mathematician! He knows what he ordered and isn’t gonna pay nothing more or nothing less
7. Loud One: After 4 Mimosas, this MF gets to talking like he’s at a stadium full of people! Everybody at the other table is looking at him
8. Boujee One: He shows up in Gucci shoes asking why we didn’t go to his fav restaurant..He wants to order something that isn’t on the menu
9. The Problem Prone : He will ask for the manager 10 times if his food is made wrong! He wants a discount if his fries are cold!
10. The Boujee One: He shows up in Gucci shoes asking why we didn’t go to his fav restaurant..He wants to order something that isn’t on the menu
11. The Mole: His real friends are at home. He just came to listen to every thing people are saying so he can go back and repeat it Verbatim!
12. The Sneaky One: He leaves the brunch with someones number, but no one saw it!
13. The Carb Counter : He’s the biggest one at the table, but has the nerves to ask the waiter “How many calories is that?
14. The Bone Collector: He came with a mission! To be messy! He’s here to tell everybody business! It’s all things he “heard”
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