Melodramatic, much? This is true, as long as it’s not in public. Nude beaches aren’t my thing. Next time maybe I’ll just lay out in the backyard.
Me, melodramatic? Never. Would you rather that or me being stoic? There's too many perves and children around to do it in public, and fuck there are some disturbing sights on nude beaches. The backyard's your best idea. I'm sure the guys here would love that. Hell, the girls, too.








