exactly, how do i live without you?

hey! if you're looking at this, obviously you have found my blog. i'm a huge asshole with some kind of heart of gold haha. have fun being bomboared with the glorious face of mr.cage and random japense comic stuff!  wanna be prankster(s) [ an independent john egbert rp blog! ]]

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smoke weed everyday 420.

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it's my birthday where the fuck are the pizza rolls. 

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yes they are theyre like giant pizza rolls how are they not pizza rolls

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they are not a pizza roll they are pizza-like pastrys. pizza rolls are a true mans meal. we do not need all the fancy things that come inside a calzone. 

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why aren’t pizza rolls considered an actual meal and served at food places. 

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they are but theyre lots bigger than usual theyre called calzones

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calzones are not pizza rolls. 

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we get stupid "Calzones" but no fucking pizza rolls?? I mean really.

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why aren't pizza rolls considered an actual meal and served at food places. 

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((NEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE ACTIVE ON HERE AGAIN))

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wow, i need to remember to get on here! i've been sorta busy, sorry!

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REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU ‘HI’ AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

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anyone can xD

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Reblog if you're a homestuck RP blog, pretty please.

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ooc;

ok ladies

it’s a saturday night and most of us are pretending to be fictional teenagers on the internet

let’s do some shit

my ask box is ready and waiting

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i haven't slept in three days. 

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i need names for my savvanh kitten. any suggestions?

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okay, whose ready for their regularly scheduled egbert?

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(star) (because it wont let me copy it????)

((kjgrnkjgrnNKNGTRKJHNTKRDHNT thank you kind anon ;u; I...try...sorta...anyway. as much trying as you can do when john complains that hes not a hot pockets ))

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Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you

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Send me a ★ if you think I accurately portray my muse