the average ghost is mean spirited.

John | Male | 21 {Independent Post Sburb John Egbert roleplay blog.}

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1 CUT OFF 4LL OF MY H41R

1TS 4 L1TTL3 OFF C3NT3R BUT TH4TS JUST HOW 1T 1S

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NO MOR3 GL1TT3R, 1 PROM1S3, 3H3H3 >:Y DO YOU W4NT TO GO 4NYWH3R3? 1T COULD B3 ON 34RTH OR 3V3N ON MY D1NKY L1TTL3 PL4N3T! CONS1D3R MY L4RG3 W4LL3T 4ND 3XOT1C LOC4L3S WH3N CHOOS1NG TH3 V3NU3 FOR YOUR 1N3V1T4BL3 P4RTY

>:P  is there even anything to do on your dinky planet? 

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GOOD >:] 4R3 YOU PL4NN1NG 4NYTH1NG FUN FOR TOD4Y? WOULD YOU L1K3 4NYTH1NG FUN M3RC1L3SSLY THRUST UPON YOU?

i wasn’t really planning on anything so go ahead and hit me with your best shot. 

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1 4M YOUNG 1N COMP4R1SON TO YOU, 4ND YOU 4R3 SHORT 1N COMP4R1SON TO M3 >:U

okay, yeah. we’re even.

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P3RH4PS, BUT YOUR3 SO SHORT TH4T 1 SUPPOS3 W3R3 JUST GO1NG TO H4V3 TO C4LL 1T 3V3N

i’m not that short!

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YOUR3 4T L34ST THR33 Y34RS OLD3R TH4N M3, TH1S 1S OUTR4G3OUS

oh my god, you’re so young. 

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i guess that means i have to change my age on my blog description now. 

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br41ll3 replied to your post:happy birthday to me.

H4PPY B1RTHD4Y, YOU OLD F4RT!

wow!!!

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Happy Wriggling Day!!!

thanks!

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happy birthday to me.

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i can’t believe i, the greatest prankster in history, just got pranked. 

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how could this happen to me. 

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Having lived on a meteor with several bored children and little to nothing to do for three years, Terezi knows some things about casual torment. Naturally, when the date celebrating such acts comes around, not even her best buddy is safe.  There is no honor among pranksters. The three glitter bombs that materialize with the warning sounds of teleportation are each gift-wrapped and tagged. FOR JOHN >:] In a trio of pops that would put the Big Bang itself to shame, John’s personal possessions instantaneously become far more colorful as the dusting of glitter rains down. Happy first, John. She’ll buy you a vacuum cleaner for your birthday.

>> THE PRANKSTER GOT PRANKD 

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@ staff

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i have no idea why this is necessary but at least i can give tumblr the middle finger