i havent read homestuck 2 and never will but i know what happens. dirk is really into a ponyplay. he wants to go to the meetups so bad and be a ponyplay sub. but so does arquius. arquius is one of the most popular ponies there is and hes always texting dirk like "D--> 100k at my cute swishy tail arent i such a STRONG pony" no matter how many times dirk blocks him. because hes jealous and he wants to be a cute pony but he's to embarrassed to be associated with anything arquius does. dirk is slowly losing his mind over this.















