Bones

Edgar Bones | 7th year | Hufflepuff | Big brother | Joker extraordinaire | Targeting Slytherins before it was cool Do not dwell on the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." - Buddha

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"No, that is not a good enough excuse - I’ll still have to take points from you for that."

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"Oh Reggy," Edgar whined. "Stop being such a party pooper! That's McGonagall's job! You take Razor Blankets way too seriously."

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"Don’t bother me from doing my homework, please."

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"I see you are studying the art of fumer une cigarette."

"I admire your work sir, truly magnificent."

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SURPRISE PIGGY BACK RIDE!

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Edgar made a noise between a gasp and a laugh as Dirk leapt onto his back. He stuck his nose in the air and put on an upper class accent. "Where would thee like to go, sir Dirk-a-lot? The kitchens you say? Excellent choice of location sire."

He kicked open the door of the common room with a grin before yelling: "CHARGE!" making several third years jump.

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"That is a too rich thing to say coming from somebody as mediocre as you in all the fields. Well, I think that, on the contrary, you would need a drawn picture with instructions to get something done properly, whilst we can do it with no help or pressure from any outsiders. And I don’t think you think at all, for that matter."

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"Oh yes, course." Edgar snorted. "But I'd rather be reading picture books then being in some strict breeding program. No pressure, my ass. Don't tell me that from the day you were born you haven't been told how marvellous you are and 'don't touch the mudblood, you might catch diseases'." He glared, already thinking of pranks he could pull. "And how the most important thing is keeping the blood pure. So they tell you go sit up straight, mummy knows best...I on the other hand, can pretty much do what I want; no restrictions, no fuss, no pressure. It's an awesome life."

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If you had to choose between giving up pranking or losing a leg, what would you choose?

Pranking, leg, pranking, leg, pranking, leg, pranking, leg…"Imagine having a detachable leg?! I’d put it in all the Slytherin’s beds, just to freak them out!"

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James or Evan.

"James. I heard he's a prankster like me. Perhaps one day we shall meet as bitter rivals and compete. If that happened the whole school would probably be destroyed."

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Marlene or Greta

"What is this? I hardly know them! Greta, because she's in my house. Happy?"

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Would you go on a date with Greta?

"Nope. I don't really know her very well, just from an outsider and first name basis kind of view. I've only talked to her once. Who would get straight into a relationship with someone they'd just met? Think about it."

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Why are you so mean to Emmeline?

"Ouch. Thought it might come to this. Look, I'm really really sorry about that. I don't intend to be mean, or bully, mainly just joking y'know? I'm sure she's a really nice person, she's just the only one who tries and stops my pranks...a bit like a teacher actually."

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hottest 3 girls from every house?

Slytherin - ERRORGryffindor - Lily, Marlene and MaryRavenclaw - Cordelia, Miriam, DorcasHufflepuff - Greta, Daisy and....BerthaWell, that was hard work.

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You called?

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[ Humming Bohemian Rhapsody }

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FMK marlene, lily, emma

F - Marlene (I mean, she's good looking...)M - Greta (She's a nice person)K - Emma

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NML: Greta, Mary and Marlene.

N - MaryM - MarleneL - Greta

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fmk: Emma,Alecto, Rose

Flip Rose off a cliffMug Emma of all her moneyKill Alecto

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NML: Emmeline, Greta, Marlene

N - Emmeline M - MarleneL - Greta

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HON: Emmeline.

"Mate, that's hard. I tend to rate people's 'hotness' on whether they annoy me or not so I'm going with not. Yet again, no hard feelings. Maybe if you loosened up a little bit I'd say different."