fallen crows

because people don't have wings, we look for ways to fly.

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[lavenderprose]

Shane Hollander, ten minutes after winning a Stanley Cup, actively being celebrated by his team, soaked in champagne and hornier than he’s ever been in his entire life: I need to text him. I need to text my no strings attached fuckbuddy arch-rival. This reveals nothing deeper about myself. This is just the best moment of my life and I would like to share it with the man whose dick I suck four times a year and who I have no feelings for whatsoever. The only thing that could make this night better is Ilya Rozanov inside me on the day I won a Stanley Cup (Who said that?) but I’m NORMAL and actually I HATE HIM and it means nothing that the only thing I want to do after winning the Stanley Cup is touch Ilya Rozanov’s dick (Who SAID that?) But he’s in FUCKASS BOSTON so instead of celebrating with my team or meeting a hookup to go home with because I just WON A STANLEY CUP I am going to text Ilya. Do you think he’ll sext me (WHO SAID THAT??) I deserve it. I won a Stanley Cup.

[halfwayto-h3ll]

personal head canon: after winning said stanley cup and after the texts we see, shane receives another text, from you guessed it - ilya fucking rozanov - what does ilya say you ask - what is the code to get into your apartment - mister ilya motherfucking rozanov planned ahead, bought a plane ticket, flew to MONTREAL, because he KNEW shane and the metros would win. how did he know you ask - HE ONLY HAS THE BIGGEST HOCKEY PSYCHIC, SVETLANA VETROVA, TO GIVE HIM THE INSIDER SCOOP. then when shane does not immediately respond, he receives another text from ilya - what time will you be home? shane being shane, he decides to go back home instead of going out with his team, telling them "i have plans boys" and IMMEDIATELY they all believe he is going to get laid so are HAPPY to let him go enjoy himself, fully not knowing that shane is going to get dicked into next week by his alleged rival ilya MOTHERFUCKING rozanov. shane texts ilya back the code and says simply "shortly" trying to feign being cool calm and collected that ILYA IS WAITING AT HIS APARTMENT. shane rushes to get out of the locker room, which only eggs on his teammates to tease that their captain is getting LAID after winning the STANLEY CUP. finally he. gets back to his apartment and there is his supposed rival ilya fucking rozanov on his couch. and then shane gets dicked into next year on every surface of his apartment.

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Rainbow capitalism but its the Ottawa centaurs getting amazing hockey players for cheap just cus they're gay

[nyxelestia]

Coach Wiebe caught between genuinely wanting the league to stop being homophobic and for queer players everywhere to be safe and happy vs benefiting from hockey being so homophobic that he gets some of the best players in the league for cheap

[zwoelffarben]

Ya'all.

More Goncharov fics have been written in the last 72 hours than James Cameron's Avatar (2009) fics have been written in the last 13 years.

Y'all, this movie doesn't exist and using A03 to approximate cultural impact, it's more important than the $200million dollar Avatar blue people movie. Granted, that shows that it's not a good metric, but also does anyone really care about avatar.

fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise

[hanorganaas]

[argumate]

they refloated the boat! fuck!

[songsforsnarkhunters]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's been an honour memeing with you.

[argumate]

fingers crossed for the next piece of formerly unobtrusive global infrastructure to fail in fascinating ways

[cargopantsman]

Calm down, she still has to make it another 116 miles in the canal. Anything can happen.

[argumate]

*chanting* stuck again, stuck again,

[funnytwittertweets]

[cryptocism]

still cant get that cyberpunk tim idea outta my brain

[followthebluebell]

So Julianna claimed a basket that was on top of some pillows as her bed. No problem, I'm pretty happy to let her sleep wherever she wants.

But the basket tipped over and she just kinda poured out. I'm not sure she understands what happened. She looks so confused.

[followthebluebell]

Somehow she recovered from her shock.

[sidhewrites]

Op I’m sorry I absolutely love your poor girl look at her confused little face

[followthebluebell]

I love this more than words can express. I'm going to print this out and put it on the fridge.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[the-a-j-universe]

Impossible. But the claim is audacious enough to intrigue anyway.

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[monochrome-blue]

I was feeling inspired by that two page spread in chapter 70, so I did my own take on the same scene. I’m trying to get better at using colors to express the atmosphere of the piece… I hope I captured it well!

[edgelord-yuri]

Drinking fresh soju is a whole kind of mood in itself

[hongodmiel]

Modern take on mdzs/the untamed !

[nijadiva]

[goldenlust]

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

anyone know the artist?

[christel-thoughts]

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

[fatalperfume-deactivated2015061]

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

more like

[weeniebagel]

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

[weeniebagel]

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

[pissvortex]

fuck you thats not his name

[weeniebagel]

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.